All categories - 22 December 2007

2007-12-22 05:02:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I needed some supplies from a Sunday school cupboard that was seldom used and was secured with a lock. I didn't know the combination, but our clergyman offered to give it a try.

Father Jack placed his fingers on the lock's dial and raised his eyes heavenward for a moment. Then he confidently spun the dial and opened the lock. Seeing how impressed I was with this emonstration of faith, he smiled and confided,

"The numbers are written on the ceiling."

2007-12-22 05:01:59 · 4 answers · asked by Mako 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Teacher: "Ok, now kids, I want you to go home and get some spelling words for tommorrow's test.

Children get on the bus and go home.
One child named David, went to ask his mother who's on the phone, for a spelling word that he could share with his class the next day, Mother: "Shut up!"
so he write's down, Shut up!

David goes to his older brother who is busy playing a Superman video game, David ask's him the same question he asked his mother, Older Brother: "Superman!"
so David writes down Superman!

Next place David goes to is his sisters bedroom, she is listening to music, as David did with his other family members, he asked the same question, Older sister: "Ya ya ya!"
David writes down Ya ya ya!

David goes to school the next day and the teacher asks him, "So David, did you get any spelling words yesterday?"

David: "Shut up!"
Teacher: "Who do you think you are?!"
David:"Superman!"
Teacher:"Do you want to go to the principal's office, young man!?!"
David: "Ya ya ya!"

:D
hope you liked it.

2007-12-22 05:01:52 · 15 answers · asked by dardrv 2 in Jokes & Riddles

What is SIMIAN

A childish
B wicked
C conventional
D ape like

2007-12-22 05:01:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you burp and fart at the same time will it create some sort of vacuum vortex thing in your stomach

2007-12-22 05:01:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

I dislike my little brother.

What about you?

2007-12-22 05:01:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my lil sis still wears pampers. how do you train her to go in the toilet?

2007-12-22 05:00:26 · 7 answers · asked by Lula 2 in Toddler & Preschooler

Give a star if you like it.....

2007-12-22 05:00:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

On December 18th, The Republican Senate minority filibustered an omnibus budget bill, setting a modern-day record for blocking the most legislation during a congressional session. In just the first year of this two-year Congress, their use of the filibuster in the Senate topped the previous record, reached during the entire 107th Congress (also by the Republicans).

Way to go Republicans, thwarting the will of the majority! You must be soooo proud of yourselves.

2007-12-22 05:00:13 · 13 answers · asked by fake_cowboy 4 in Politics

i know they have not won much and probably never will. booing santa, cheering when payers get injured. i think they are just miserable in their own lives, so they radiate it out towards others - LOL! GO COWBOYS!!!!

2007-12-22 04:59:56 · 15 answers · asked by T L 3 in Football (American)

Is there some sort of heat/time formula?

2007-12-22 04:59:49 · 10 answers · asked by adphllps 5 in Cooking & Recipes

Folk need to know this for future reference.

2007-12-22 04:59:41 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What's a good middle name that starts with the "A" that you like? Preferably something that goes well with the first name "Kari" or something with "ari" for a girl?

2007-12-22 04:59:24 · 31 answers · asked by A. H. 2 in Baby Names

i'm in 8th grade and your all gonna thinnk me and myy boyfreind are crazy but we want to spend the rest of our life together and someday get maarried....can any of you please give me some advice and tips on how to do my part in this realatioship by trying to keep use together for such a long time


should we keep a pure realatiohship??? if so how pure....like what should we do and not do????


just give me tips please and some tips for me to tell m boyfreind would also be really great!!! :)

2007-12-22 04:59:05 · 3 answers · asked by got.to.get.over.him. =] 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-12-22 04:58:57 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm going out with my best guy friend. we are both 13. and everything was great with us but now he's started to ignore me. i call him sometimes; but he never answers. and he doesnt make an effort to talk to me at school. it seems like hes ignoring me. ive also just found out that one of my friends {who is also his good friend} likes him. and we were supposed to go out tonight but he hasnt call me back for like a week. so idkk what should i do? or whats his problem?

2007-12-22 04:58:51 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-12-22 04:58:42 · 19 answers · asked by Sweet Cheeks 7 in Polls & Surveys

Tim Hardaway was great in my book!.

2007-12-22 04:58:38 · 7 answers · asked by Nick B 3 in Basketball

I need a boys name that is 3 to 6 letters long give me as may as you can think of

2007-12-22 04:58:36 · 16 answers · asked by Pax B 6 in Baby Names

2007-12-22 04:58:31 · 7 answers · asked by Academy& Clockworthy 5 in History

I do agree you should not talk about death all the time because it will make life miserable,but shouldnt we have frequent discussions about it.Death will get you wherever you are and trying to avoid the question may not help.Death has no age,sex and its going to get us one day or another.
Dont we realise that in the year 2108 ninety nine percent of the 6 billion people currently living on earth will be dead.

2007-12-22 04:58:25 · 3 answers · asked by colin 2 in Psychology

We want eachother so bad we are both in relationships, he only wants sex but i have strong feelings for him, i know its a waste of time, it can't go anywhere as he will never change. If he can cheat on her he'll do it to me. I don't want to fall for him my head tells me this but my heart wont listen. My boyfriend is loving loyal and caring i know nothing good can ever come with the other guy but i feel what i feel. I want to, need to see him but it's the holidays so i can't. I feel so sad. Do you think your head can over rule your heart?

2007-12-22 04:58:09 · 25 answers · asked by honey 3 in Singles & Dating

2007-12-22 04:58:01 · 11 answers · asked by MandoTrojanChamp 1 in Immigration

2007-12-22 04:57:55 · 13 answers · asked by eliot3454 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Christmas because of other People that are going to be there??

2007-12-22 04:57:50 · 21 answers · asked by Ginny 7 in Polls & Surveys

I am thinking about converting to Islam, and if there is any ex-Muslims or Muslims, give me a good reason to or not to convert. I live in Minnesota, USA.

2007-12-22 04:57:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Stated differently: If lenders are disconnected from the debt borrowers as was done in subprime, how can that be considered a good lending model?

2007-12-22 04:57:18 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

This comes from another question which claimed that women earn less than men because they work less. All the reasons why were associated with having children, which any full time parent will tell you IS work, and hard work at that, just not paid, and judging by the misogynist attitude to divorced women getting alimony, not at all valued either.
When a woman works less in paid work because she is doing most of the childcare why is it not reasonable to redress that in some way?
If a man took on most of the childcare and the woman carried on working (still a rare arrangement) would both men and women think that this was 'taking "equality" too far'? Or should men be given incentives to do this? If a man were given incentives would that be discrimination?

2007-12-22 04:57:15 · 10 answers · asked by Ellesar 6 in Gender Studies

bcuz ur first, middle and last is your name.

i go by Raliq sometimes bcuz it has all of my names in it.
R- 1st name
Ali-middle,
Q- last name.

2007-12-22 04:57:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it the getting presents part, having to shop for presents, all the Christmas food, or just getting to be with your family. For me its mostly just being able to spend the time with my family.

2007-12-22 04:56:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys