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A guy walks into a bar and sees a jar ful of money and asks the bartender whats with all the money. the bartender said "you put $10 in and have to do 3 taskes to win all the money". so the guys asks what do you have to do to get al the money. the bartender said "you have to drink a gallon of peppered tequila, then go out back behind the bar and pull out a mean old dogs tooth and go up stairs and make an old woman *** for the first time before she dies". he thinks for a minute and turns down the tasks. 10 minutes later he give the bartender $10 and chuggs the gallon of peppered tequila. then goes out back to the dog. you hear houling, growling , then you hear wimpering, then nothing at all. the guy comes back to the bartender and says " so wheres the old lady with the bad tooth"?

2007-12-20 14:01:37 · 10 answers · asked by mcrgirl09 1 in Jokes & Riddles

If I put my daughter down, she screams everytime and wont stop. If I hold her, she stops. She is 2 months. All her docs say it is colic, but one says sounds like she has separation anxiety. Any tips how to break this? She does not have reflux and I have tried all the swings and sligs and carriers and wraps.

2007-12-20 14:01:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

Any tips? At this point, I either get it wrapped at the store, or put it in a bag...

2007-12-20 14:00:47 · 38 answers · asked by Styles Gagan 7 in Polls & Surveys

He was truly in love with me and I freakd out. We were best friends for almost 5 years..he was the closest id ever been with a guy...he was so good to me... but as soon as he started wanting a serious relationship with me and wanting to get more intimate...i started freaking out and treating him like dirt...i pushed him away and ignored him for the longest time cuz i was scared...i really hurt him and now he says he moved on and doesnt want anything with me...do you think he'll ever come back?? is there anything i can do??? ive appoligized and came crying to him so many times since but he acts like he doesnt care....but inside i feel like he'll come back...i truly believe we belong together

2007-12-20 14:00:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Im trying to gain muscle and weight? What is the best way to accomplish that....what food to eat? what exercise to do? routine? Please help...thanks..........

2007-12-20 14:00:35 · 6 answers · asked by v6xtc 2 in Diet & Fitness

2007-12-20 14:00:35 · 3 answers · asked by Chris Bailey 2 in PC

I have a system alert that keeps coming up saying that I have spyware on my pc when I click on it it takes me to a virus scan that you have to pay for is there anyway to remove the spyware for free? Not just the scan cause I cant afford the prices on these soft wares.

2007-12-20 14:00:31 · 6 answers · asked by Ghost Seeker 1 in Security

if possible list the items , i allready have a plastic tube to use

2007-12-20 14:00:24 · 2 answers · asked by a-dawg 4 life 2 in Hobbies & Crafts

title says it all and thanks for any insight

2007-12-20 14:00:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

2007-12-20 14:00:16 · 5 answers · asked by daveofpalmdale 1 in Law & Ethics

And by "Liberal" I don't mean Democrats I mean the place where more stuff is legal and you are more likely to get away with things? I'm thinking a city maybe? but don't know????? it's your call:

2007-12-20 14:00:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

when something becomes hydrated. what happens to the molecules?

say u hydrated copper(II) sulfate
do the water molecules become part of the copper sulfate molecules? or what?

it says in a book that

"hydrated salts aren't really different from regular salts, since the water isn't actually a part of the core molecule. It's just a regular salt molecule with a water molecule "stuck" to it that just sort of tags along."

so whats the water molecule doing? and how is it "stuck" to the core molecule ?

2007-12-20 14:00:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

Hey man! Corners are corners, are you backing yourself into a corner, well if you are you know then there is a part of a circle inside every corner. RIGHT or are you looking LEFT again?

2007-12-20 13:59:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Do you think they are trying to tell you something?

2007-12-20 13:59:58 · 18 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I did read the book; I was just wondering what some specific examples that Jody actually matured throughout Steinbeck's novel. Thanks!

2007-12-20 13:59:57 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

2007-12-20 13:59:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-12-20 13:59:49 · 2 answers · asked by gorgeous gm 4 in Christmas

2007-12-20 13:59:19 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

y=2x+5
3x-y=4

3x+2y=71
y=4+2x

y=3x+8
x=y

x-7y=13
3x-5y=23

2007-12-20 13:59:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2007-12-20 13:59:02 · 4 answers · asked by bravofolch 3 in PlayStation

I can't answer cuz it says I've reached my limits but I haven't even answered a question today!

2007-12-20 13:58:55 · 7 answers · asked by Liz 6 in Polls & Surveys

"You cannot view this question at this time"

2007-12-20 13:58:51 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that accidently got in his mail box, but it was open?

2007-12-20 13:58:34 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ours is 2 story in the country with a porch across the front

2007-12-20 13:58:29 · 21 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Is `love` an ebbless pit to fall and fall and fall ?
Surprising. Isn`t it?

2007-12-20 13:58:28 · 31 answers · asked by Shripathi Krishna Acharya 5 in Religion & Spirituality

i met this girl and she can open my heart even if i dnt want to i think that she may be the one when i think about im smiling and im happy and i do think about her alot wat u think? Im 18 she is 16 im 2 yrs n 16 older than her if age matter of something

2007-12-20 13:58:14 · 5 answers · asked by Puertorican 3 in Singles & Dating

Michael Jackson and I share!
August 29

2007-12-20 13:57:37 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Well my friend likes to make crazy bets, mainly because no one does them, or when people do, she makes a profit.

This would stretch from next Wednesday at noon to next Friday at 9:00 (2.5 days)

I would get to her house on Wednesday. I would be in my school uniform the whole time. At noon, she would handcuff my hands in front of me so I couldn't take my uniform off. I'd have a key for me, but if I use it, I lose the bet. I would be handcuffed the whole time, except for 30 minutes in the morning where I could change into a new uniform and shower. I'd spend the night at her house on Wed and Thurs night. I'd probably just do some homework and hang out.

But if I give up, I'd have to pay her $50 and I'd win nothing.

So should I do it?

2007-12-20 13:57:35 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

I am taking 4 classes next semester:

Cell and Molecular Biology
Pre-Calculus
Intro to Psychology
Intro to Music Theory

Last semester I had to drop Pre-Calc since it was too much, would this be managable for next semester?

Also I am a freshman

2007-12-20 13:57:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)