A guy walks into a bar and sees a jar ful of money and asks the bartender whats with all the money. the bartender said "you put $10 in and have to do 3 taskes to win all the money". so the guys asks what do you have to do to get al the money. the bartender said "you have to drink a gallon of peppered tequila, then go out back behind the bar and pull out a mean old dogs tooth and go up stairs and make an old woman *** for the first time before she dies". he thinks for a minute and turns down the tasks. 10 minutes later he give the bartender $10 and chuggs the gallon of peppered tequila. then goes out back to the dog. you hear houling, growling , then you hear wimpering, then nothing at all. the guy comes back to the bartender and says " so wheres the old lady with the bad tooth"?
2007-12-20 14:01:37 · 10 answers · asked by mcrgirl09 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao...star.
2007-12-20 14:04:23 · answer #1 · answered by layanne1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pirate walks right into a bar with a steerage wheel down his pants. The bartender seems over at him and is conquer with interest. He walks over to the pirate and says "You do keep in mind that you've a steerage wheel down the front of your pants?". The pirate replies, "Arrr, and or not that's drivin' me nuts".
2016-10-19 21:47:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe ...
nice twist at the end ...
kept me guessing why he turned it down first, then came back 10 minutes later ...
maybe, he put on some condoms first ... hehe
good bar joke ...
2007-12-20 14:08:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats not a classic bar jk...its more of a distrubing, having sex with a dog jk....
2007-12-20 14:06:45 · answer #4 · answered by Mitchie P 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice bar joke
2007-12-20 14:40:22 · answer #5 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, star for you
2007-12-20 14:27:34 · answer #6 · answered by lonetraveler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha omg funny funny
2007-12-20 14:24:29 · answer #7 · answered by Courtney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before...but always funny hahhaa
2007-12-20 14:19:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA NICE! wait. so he was drunk?
2007-12-20 14:05:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
2007-12-20 14:28:50 · answer #10 · answered by ツ Petar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋