There I was on my way to work ... getting into a
fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... wasn't
even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood ...
and then ... I rear-ended a car.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the
driver gets out of the car ... and you know how you
just-get-sooo- stressed and life-stuff seems to get
funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... he was a
DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
"I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are
you then?"
....and thats when the fight started...
Not meant to offend anyone!!
2007-12-06
09:21:29
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