There I was on my way to work ... getting into a
fight was the farthest thing from my mind ... wasn't
even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood ...
and then ... I rear-ended a car.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the
driver gets out of the car ... and you know how you
just-get-sooo- stressed and life-stuff seems to get
funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... he was a
DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
"I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are
you then?"
....and thats when the fight started...
Not meant to offend anyone!!
2007-12-06 09:21:29 · 30 answers · asked by Silent Anger 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny , heard it before but it still very good. Here is a star and a cookie
2007-12-06 10:17:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Talk about quick thinking!!! An absolutely beautifully timed reaction to a what might have been a fair fight! LMAO. Imagine going Christmas shopping with him to the nearest dwarf shop? It must be b**ch having to shop for all those friends and relatives! No wonder the little guy was unhappy...LOL!
No offense meant here either. If we can't poke a bit of fun at each other when it really is funny...I give up. I tell jokes at my own expense all the time. When it's funny...it's just funny. So kill me and call the dwarf police! What can they do with a cap gun?
2007-12-06 15:13:00 · answer #2 · answered by Chris B 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
An previous lady is driving in an elevator in an extremely lavish manhattan city development while a youthful, eye-catching lady gets into the elevator, smelling of costly fragrance. She turns to the previous lady and says arrogantly, "Romance" by making use of Ralph Lauren, $one hundred fifty an oz..!" Then yet another youthful and eye-catching lady gets on the elevator, and likewise very arrogantly turns to the previous lady asserting, "Chanel No. 5, $two hundred an oz..!" approximately 3 flooring later, the previous lady has reached her trip spot and is approximately to get off the elevator. earlier she leaves, she seems the two eye-catching women folk in the attention, then bends over and farts and says, "Broccoli - 40 9 cents a pound.
2016-10-10 10:16:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-06 12:07:43 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anyone who don't think this fun is looking for a reason to be offended. I hear funny jokes about my ancestry. This was funny!!!!!!
2007-12-06 14:30:15 · answer #5 · answered by Coop 366 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think it was great that at that moment you had the ability to drop a wonderful line! Very funny. Hope you are okay...
2007-12-06 09:27:41 · answer #6 · answered by Rocko Barbella 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
People are so over dramatic! Everyone has had a joke or two cracked about them for whatever reason. Sheesh people lighten up. Thanks for the smile, i needed one!
2007-12-06 16:33:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was hysterical and just what I needed for a Friday afternoon! Thank you!!
2007-12-07 04:26:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
WOW!! You get a star from me, that is sooooo funny! He must have been extremely angry with you.
2007-12-06 09:33:25 · answer #9 · answered by Triple A 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
A star for you =)
2007-12-06 10:19:25 · answer #10 · answered by Marguerite 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋