All categories - 26 November 2007

2007-11-26 23:25:05 · 15 answers · asked by wider scope 7 in Politics

A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto the driving range. The man goes up to hit first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards.
The golf pro says not bad. "Now hold the club as firm as you hold your wife's breasts". The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says "Excellent!"

Now the woman takes her turn. Her ball goes 30 yards. The golf pro said, "Not bad, but try holding the club like you hold your husbands d*ck." She swings and the ball goes 10 yards.
The golf pro said, "Not bad, but now try taking the club out of your mouth and then hit the ball."

2007-11-26 23:24:54 · 14 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

And why? And what is it like on your planet?

2007-11-26 23:24:50 · 7 answers · asked by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

I'm just about to handwash a couple of bras and have realised I've never actually done that before!
What should I use?

2007-11-26 23:24:29 · 17 answers · asked by lolly 2 in Cleaning & Laundry

Thumbs up for all your answers. Love you All. Thanks.

2007-11-26 23:24:22 · 8 answers · asked by rene c 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 23:24:14 · 11 answers · asked by . 5 in Politics

Whats the function of chiral compounds in medicine?

2007-11-26 23:24:13 · 2 answers · asked by Vanilla`Goddess^_^ 1 in Chemistry

Who do you realy rate music-wise and for what reason? Some of my fave bands are Rose Tattoo, Type O Negative, AC/DC, Metallica and (early) Black Sabbath. Love the energy and bluesey feel of AC/DC and Rose Tattoo and the heavy, doomy sound of Sabbath and Type O and Metallica are (or where) a great band. But I like literally hundereds of bands and singers for different reasons. I have different music for different moods.
How about everyone else? Be as specific as you can, I like to know other peoples opinions.

2007-11-26 23:24:09 · 9 answers · asked by Witch 4 in Polls & Surveys

When purchasing somthing like a car, what does APR mean?

2007-11-26 23:23:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

2007-11-26 23:23:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'm really self conscience with the way I look, And constantly I look in the mirror and can't stand how fat I look.
I feel like I have The biggest stomach, especially after I eat.
I am 5"4, 15 years old, Female, And 86 pounds, I never got my period, and I am a size 32A in bras, and a size 0 in clothing. I try to eat only healthy, No soda, No Junk food, or Fast food, Fruits and Veggies, Lots of water, organic things,And I exercise at least 4 days a week, for about an hour. i am almost always cold, and shivery, and shaky, and dizzy.
On a daily basis I eat about 500-700 calories a day. I feel like I should be eating less. SOmetimes I make up excuses for not eating.
I really think I'm huge, please don't take this question as a joke.
Is this anorexia? Am I fat? Am I starving myself?

2007-11-26 23:23:33 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/11/27/france.riots.ap/index.html

2007-11-26 23:23:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

2007-11-26 23:23:13 · 3 answers · asked by angelonavaro 1 in Other - Arts & Humanities

As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for the Department areas, we are forced to cut our number of personnel.

Under the new plan, older employees will be asked to accept early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future plans.

Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the current fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed in effect immediately. The program will be known as R.A.P.E. (Retire Aged Personnel Early).

Employees who are R.A.P.E.D. will be given the opportunity to look for other employment outside the company. Provided they are being R.A.P.E.D., they can request a review of the employment records before actual retirement takes place. This phase of the operation will be called S.C.R.E.W. (Survey of Capabilities of retired Early Workers).

All employees who have been R.A.P.E.D. or S.C.R.E.W.E.D. may file an appeal with upper management. This will be called S.H.A.F.T. (Study by Higher Authority Following Termination). Under the terms of the new policies, employees may be R.A.P.E.D. once, S.C.R.E.W.E.D. twice, but may be S.H.A.F.T.E.D. as many times as the company deems appropriate.

If any employee follows the above procedure, he or she will be entitled to get H.E.R.P.E.S. (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel's Early Severance). As H.E.R.P.E.S. is considered a benefit plan. any employee who has received H.E.R.P.E.S. will no longer be R.A.P.E.D. or S.C.R.E.W.E.D. by the company

2007-11-26 23:22:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Are there any major differences?

2007-11-26 23:22:32 · 15 answers · asked by youdontknowme 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Is there a page limit to creating a Website in general?

2007-11-26 23:22:26 · 5 answers · asked by aster_reem 2 in Programming & Design

The TV sets in the large cedar cabinets with a 12" screen with a magnifier in front of it to make the picture seem larger?

2007-11-26 23:22:08 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

hey, can anybody give me fashion advices??? or does anybody know a good site where I can get fashion advices??? Im really fashionable and I want to make my fashion senses better...so can anybody help me??? :))) thanks

2007-11-26 23:21:07 · 9 answers · asked by ♥Ice♥ ♥Princess♥ 2 in Fashion & Accessories

2007-11-26 23:21:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pain & Pain Management

2007-11-26 23:20:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Europe

I Had A Summer Job At "Dimillo's" And I Had So Many Chicks Ask Me Out

2007-11-26 23:20:18 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Teeny and toasty?
OR
Roomy and breezy?

2007-11-26 23:20:17 · 27 answers · asked by oh geez 6 in Polls & Surveys

Mrs. Smith has three daughters who are all getting married within the same month. She tells each one of her daughters to write back about their married life. To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to using newspaper advertisements as a "code" to let the mother know how their love lives are going.
The first one gets married and the second day a telegram arrives with a single message, simply: "MAXWELL COFFEE HOUSE." Mrs. Smith gets the newspaper and checks the Maxwell Coffee House advertisement, and it says: "Good to the last drop..." So, Mrs. Smith is happy.
Then the second daughter gets married. After a week, there is a postcard that reads: "ROTHMAN'S MATTRESSES." So, Mrs. Smith looks at the Rothman's Mattresses ad, and it says: "FULL SIZE, KING SIZE." And Mrs. Smith is happy.
Then it is the third one's wedding. Mrs. Smith is anxious because two weeks have passed and still no message from the third daughter. Finally, after four weeks, comes a letter with the message: "BRITISH AIRWAYS." And Mrs. Smith looks in the newspaper for the British Airways ad, but this time she faints. The ad reads: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."

2007-11-26 23:20:08 · 20 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

in writing/communicating/brfriending a Child Murderer?
if so WHY??????

2007-11-26 23:18:25 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Serious responses only.

My 17 year old son is such a follower and will not stand up for himself AT ALL. Physically he is not a little wimpy boy he is built very well and very strong...emotionally though he is a pile of mush!

How do I help him??? Is it possible??

2007-11-26 23:18:23 · 18 answers · asked by pgilley30 2 in Parenting

For every action force, there is a simultaneous reaction force equal in in magnitude but in the opposite direction.

Would a catapult be an example of Newton's third law? can someone please give me real life applications, used in society technology or envrionment. Thanks

2007-11-26 23:18:17 · 7 answers · asked by Just wondering 1 in Physics

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer
"What the hell?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'

2007-11-26 23:18:01 · 13 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

we have brought some salmon fillets and was wondering which is the best way to cook, shall we steam them or roast? for how long any one ideas?

2007-11-26 23:17:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

http://www.usatoday.com/news/politicselections/2002-10-29-richest-politicians_x.htm

2007-11-26 23:17:43 · 22 answers · asked by Moody Red 6 in Politics

he berates a girl,plays mind games with her forces her out of a facility,for things she supposedly said or did to him,and then acts like it is nothing or laughs about it later.

2007-11-26 23:17:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology