A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto the driving range. The man goes up to hit first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards.
The golf pro says not bad. "Now hold the club as firm as you hold your wife's breasts". The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says "Excellent!"
Now the woman takes her turn. Her ball goes 30 yards. The golf pro said, "Not bad, but try holding the club like you hold your husbands d*ck." She swings and the ball goes 10 yards.
The golf pro said, "Not bad, but now try taking the club out of your mouth and then hit the ball."
2007-11-26 23:24:54 · 14 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If i can give u a 100 star, i WILL DO IT!! U're great!
2007-11-26 23:40:29 · answer #1 · answered by L-kuza H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-05 05:50:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The easiest way to learn golf like a pro is by following "The Simple Golf Swing" program. It's primarily a 31 page eBook that teaches golfers how to make solid contact with the ball, how to avoid hitting fat, how to avoid slicing, how get more power, accuracy, and consistency in your swing. Consistency being the number 1 golf skill.
You not only get the eBook though, you also receive a ton of extra material including video, lessons on putting, driving, chipping, sand play etc. Here is their official site: http://www.golfswingguru.net
2014-09-24 14:38:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-27 02:15:39 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star,lol,lol,lol, 10/10, excellent joke.
2007-11-27 01:11:15 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, so that's not how you hold a golf club then, no wonder i can't play, pmsl
2007-11-27 05:02:02 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-27 03:07:05 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star awarded
2007-11-27 00:31:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very naughty lmao
2007-11-27 01:31:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 .lol
2007-11-27 00:27:12 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋