All categories - 13 November 2007

Lousy Grammar? :)

2007-11-13 20:56:54 · 18 answers · asked by NoxecA 7 in Polls & Surveys

there's some stuff out there this world should keep behind closed doors. it seems to me they have it backwards. besides, how can you not laugh a little when you're sitting next to your girlfriend's parents and some dude starts talking about getting a hard on. what the crap. thanks dick and bush.

2007-11-13 20:56:52 · 2 answers · asked by Touchdown 2 in Etiquette

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square."

"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."

"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile.

Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall.

He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10! o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"

2007-11-13 20:56:46 · 10 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Why do you hate people. What is the point of listening to a book that was just written by men to control others? Shellfish is also a sin, do you spend as much time hating shellfish eaters? If you want proof that the bible is wrong, just look at the dinosaur bones in your local museum, the earth is not 6,000 years old.

2007-11-13 20:56:46 · 16 answers · asked by Zach 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-13 20:56:37 · 16 answers · asked by Jake 2 in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

My Guess will be the Pittsburgh Steelers with the number one D? Will they remain undefeted?

2007-11-13 20:56:23 · 31 answers · asked by INSOCAL 3 in Football (American)

2007-11-13 20:55:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

so i wanna know that tell me any movie that you had download from net. but it must have the senences down while they speak......best luck.....let me see who is the best answerer in yahoo ans............

2007-11-13 20:55:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

I am planning to go to PubCon in Vegas. I guess I did not sign up for it early enough and I am struggling to get good prices for my flight and hotel. Any suggestions of where I can get deals for flights to las vegas and hotels in las vegas?

2007-11-13 20:55:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Las Vegas

I was talking about this with a friend, and I came to realise that I have encountered the strangest people!

Once, an old, fat woman at a bus stop told me I had "beautiful Irish eyes" - fair enough, but still a bit weird.

Another time, a man in a chicken shop said (in a crude way) that I had big boobs.

I think the scariest of all was when an old woman was sitting on a chair outside her house, and I happened to walk past her during a full moon. She said "He's out there somewhere, and tonight he will be found. If you don't get away, he will get you too."

I've had many more experiences like this, but I'm struggling to remember them all.

What's the strangest thing a stranger has said to you?

2007-11-13 20:54:53 · 28 answers · asked by cosmicmoon 5 in Polls & Surveys

If you were to move out for the first time, what items would you NEED to have and what would be NICE to have

2007-11-13 20:54:45 · 7 answers · asked by Luviticus 3 in Polls & Surveys

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times...When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed,you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck, why don't you **** off?"

2007-11-13 20:54:43 · 6 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-13 20:54:10 · 16 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 20:53:50 · 3 answers · asked by :D 1 in Elections

HELL NO!

but i love orange juice

2007-11-13 20:53:36 · 27 answers · asked by Bob Dylan 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 20:53:23 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide.

The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

2007-11-13 20:53:21 · 7 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

all I know is that if I hear "Hey There Delilah" or "The Way I Are" one more time I'll have to break something!

2007-11-13 20:53:14 · 10 answers · asked by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 in Polls & Surveys

A. the first time in the history of the United States that the winner of the popular vote lost the Electoral College.
B. the first time in the history of the United States that the winner of Electoral College won the presidency.
C. the first time since 1888 that the winner of the popular vote lost in the Electoral College
D. the first time since 1824 that the winner of the popular vote lost in the Electoral College

2007-11-13 20:53:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

How do you know the thing you believe in to be the only God?

2007-11-13 20:52:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-13 20:52:44 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What turns you on/get you in the mood/is something that you remember and keep thinking about after ?

2007-11-13 20:52:41 · 16 answers · asked by hey 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-11-13 20:52:12 · 24 answers · asked by James 1 in Men's Health

at - charlie's chicken

2007-11-13 20:52:09 · 16 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 20:50:51 · 23 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-13 20:50:44 · 1 answers · asked by Pink 3 in Homework Help

Hi,

I'm calculating two variables $x,$y (both are forced as double).
On PHP5/ServerWindowsNT I'm getting one result and on PHP4/ServerLinux I'm getting another.

PHP 5/Windows
$x =-5867178591
$y=175400
$x ^ $y = -1572120439

PHP 4.4/Linux
$x =-5867178591
$y=175400
$x ^ $y = -2147308248

Why?What can I do to get also on PHP4.4/Linux the same result as on PHP5/Windows?

Many thanks.

2007-11-13 20:50:04 · 1 answers · asked by Dev 1 in Software

2007-11-13 20:49:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Perth

Rom 2:22
22 Thou that sayest a man should not commit adultery, dost thou commit adultery? thou that abhorrest idols, dost thou commit sacrilege?
(KJV)

Eph 5:5-6
5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.
6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience.
(KJV)

Rev 22:14-15
14 Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
(KJV)

Idolatry is one of the worst Sins in the Bible. God absolutely abhors it. Yet the Catholic Church thrives on Idolatry.

Do you see the contradiction. I am not asking you to join my church or agree with me. Study the scriptures!

2007-11-13 20:48:48 · 15 answers · asked by realchurchhistorian 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Alpha and Omega: To whom does this title properly belong? (1) At Revelation 1:8, its owner is said to be God, the Almighty. In verse 11 according to KJ, that title is applied to one whose description thereafter shows him to be Jesus Christ. But scholars recognize the reference to Alpha and Omega in verse 11 to be spurious, and so it does not appear in RS, NE, JB, NAB, Dy. (2) Many translations of Revelation into Hebrew recognize that the one described in verse 8 is Jehovah, and so they restore the personal name of God there. See NW, 1984 Reference edition. (3) Revelation 21:6, 7 indicates that Christians who are spiritual conquerors are to be ‘sons’ of the one known as the Alpha and the Omega. That is never said of the relationship of spirit-anointed Christians to Jesus Christ. Jesus spoke of them as his ‘brothers.’ (Heb. 2:11; Matt. 12:50; 25:40) But those ‘brothers’ of Jesus are referred to as “sons of God.” (Gal. 3:26; 4:6) (4) At Revelation 22:12, TEV inserts the name Jesus, so the

2007-11-13 20:48:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality