I have an idea! Okay, I think that all organized religion types should come up with a handheld device that their followers use that has specific messages for typical responses to questions and ridicule. That way if some jerk comes up to question your beliefs or something stupid like that, you can just press the button and the little recording device will say things like:
"God loves you."
"PRAISE the LORD!"
"God bless you."
etc. you get the idea.
This will make it so much easier because the questioner will get an answer and you don't even have to acknowledge them and their crazy ideas. The less thought process the better, right?
Tell me! By the way, I have this idea patented so don't even try to steal it. My money. MINE.
2007-11-09
05:23:12
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