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I have an idea! Okay, I think that all organized religion types should come up with a handheld device that their followers use that has specific messages for typical responses to questions and ridicule. That way if some jerk comes up to question your beliefs or something stupid like that, you can just press the button and the little recording device will say things like:

"God loves you."

"PRAISE the LORD!"

"God bless you."
etc. you get the idea.

This will make it so much easier because the questioner will get an answer and you don't even have to acknowledge them and their crazy ideas. The less thought process the better, right?

Tell me! By the way, I have this idea patented so don't even try to steal it. My money. MINE.

2007-11-09 05:23:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

4 answers

"This will make it so much easier because the questioner will get an answer and you don't even have to acknowledge them and their crazy ideas. The less thought process the better, right?"

Well that IS the basis of religion after all. No thought required or accepted.

2007-11-09 05:27:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7 1

May God have mercy on you! Oops... was that infringement? My bad. Money matters not to God and in heaven. I am NOT trying to convert you or change your religion either. Just my opinion.

2007-11-09 05:28:55 · answer #2 · answered by DB 4 · 3 0

Good luck with it! But I think that the same thing could be accomplished with a piece of paper....

2007-11-09 05:28:19 · answer #3 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 3 0

I sure hope you haven't put alot of MONEY into this enterprise...!!!
Myself....I would reather say it...and knowing me I would lose the thing like I always lose my keys and remote for the TV.

2007-11-09 05:28:59 · answer #4 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 5 0

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