2007-11-09 05:25:20 · 18 answers · asked by realitycheck 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Thats funny
Now pull my finger
2007-11-09 05:44:35 · answer #1 · answered by PeguinBackPacker 5 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Sorry bub, you struck out this time !! You will have to ask BIG AL SORE, since he owns the only place you can buy carbon credits, from !!! I do find it interesting the BIG AL SORE Owns the only operation that sells 'carbon credits' and he pays into that comp[any for the carbon credits that HE USES.
Not too shabby, really . Think about it. You pay into a company that you own, and you declare dividends to yourself, AND THE U.S. GOVERNMENT PAYS YOU FOR YOUR EFFORTS, AND YOU ALSO GET ALL OF THE PAYMENTS BY THE GOVERNMENT , AND ALL OF THE TAX BENEFITS !!!!!!!
Folks NEVER, NEVER EVER say that AL SORE is not smart in the ways of how to bilk / milk the system !!!!!!
2007-11-09 06:19:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
just to furnish you slightly clue for the reason which you haven't any longer have been given one. I in no way in my 38 years had New Zealand lamb, French cakes or burgundy. final evening I had a turkey sub with some chips and approximately 5 rum and cokes.
2016-10-15 22:10:39 · answer #3 · answered by condom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could earn if you change your nutriment habits a bit.
Bio gas is subsidized in many countries. There is a nice
collateral effect for internet services under heavy siege from
trolls paid by car industries: your life span would decrease.
2007-11-09 05:36:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
That's hysterical! I hope not too many. My family has cattle. If you have to buy carbon credits for your gas, imagine what we would have to pay! I'm honored to say that my family is a proud contributer to the methane gas problem. Also, those cattle eat grass, which is then unable to take in CO2. To top it off, they have tractors, etc., which put off more CO2. Us ranchers are destroying the environment.
2007-11-09 05:40:32 · answer #5 · answered by Brad the Fox 3 · 4⤊ 3⤋
You can't buy any. You are an ordinary schmoe. Only rich elitists like Al Gore can buy them as an "indulgence" for their lavish lifestyles. You and I are expected to pick up the slack and compromise our lifestyles so they can do so. In other words, do as they say, not as they do. That's how it works.
Oh yeah, and if you must relieve yourself of excessive gas, please feel free to stand downwind of Mr. Gore.
2007-11-09 06:24:47 · answer #6 · answered by Truth B. Told ITS THE ECONOMY STUPID 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Al will personally have to come over to tour your unders and "BITE" the hash mark to determine your penalty!
Sorry....you asked!
2007-11-09 10:44:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
None. Unless you are the owner of a large company and by "break wind" you mean "pollute air on a massive scale". Either you're making a bad joke or you have absolutely no idea WTF you're talking about.
2007-11-09 05:35:17 · answer #8 · answered by brickity hussein brack 5 · 6⤊ 3⤋
I suppose less than one, families will have to pull their resources to pay for this tax, and what about animals and pets?
2007-11-09 05:39:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
Depends on how much of Al Gore's crap you swallowed beforehand.
2007-11-09 05:36:06 · answer #10 · answered by booman17 7 · 6⤊ 4⤋