All categories - 11 September 2007

2007-09-11 23:25:47 · 4 answers · asked by Jeff W 2 in Comedy

The question is: "Many oil analysts are predicting a rapid decline in world oil output in 10-20 years as world reserves are depleted. What effect is this likely to have on OPEC's behaviour?"

I checked some sources but do you have any idea about the best source for OPEC policies and views.

2007-09-11 23:25:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Economics

i can't remember the name or band of the song i know in the video they were wearing orange jump suit things it came out in the 90's and its a female singing it .The only bit of the song i can remember is they sing living in L.A and they make a wee symbol thing with there hands ... If anyone can help !!

2007-09-11 23:25:07 · 2 answers · asked by sexylilkizz69 2 in Other - Music

As I trust your judgement should I have chips for tea tonight?

2007-09-11 23:23:53 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

Soaps (e.g. Eldorado) don't count - only shows with a finite planned run please.

2007-09-11 23:23:43 · 2 answers · asked by bonshui 6 in Other - Television

A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission.

The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, “Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?”

“Phew, that one's easy,” says the teacher, “The Titanic.”

“Alright,” said St.Peter, “you may pass.”

Then the thief got his question: “How many died on the Titanic?”

The thief replied, “That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people.” And so he passed through.

Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: “Name them.”

2007-09-11 23:23:08 · 9 answers · asked by surfer_ade_uk 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A room sized 3.32 m2 x 4.96 m2 = 16.47 m2 (£2.80 per m2) 16.47 x £2.80 = £46.11

How do I convert this sum in Sq feet.

2007-09-11 23:22:51 · 9 answers · asked by ra88ie 2 in Mathematics

2007-09-11 23:22:08 · 18 answers · asked by Intellithug 3 in Singles & Dating

Well I'm going out with this guy who is totaly sweet and pretty cute. We decided to go out with each other yesterday. The thing I'm worried about is his best friend who is a girl. I learned she had told him she liked him and he said he liked her back. This was about two days ago. My friend said he still likes me more and now were going out like I said before. His friend is a major drama queen and can get anything to go her way by being this way. I'm afraid she'll get upset about us going out and then start a scene. And like another time with one of her friends, she ends up going out with the guy because he felt bad. I really don't want this to happen I like this guy so much. What should I do if she trys this stunt?

2007-09-11 23:21:19 · 1 answers · asked by Glossy Hair 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-09-11 23:21:15 · 9 answers · asked by mike d 1 in Senior Citizens

My son and I were discussing the dates for his football games over the coming season. Suddenly he pipes up and says,
"why is Jesus' birthday always on Dec 25th but the day he died on the cross changes every year?"
"Good question." I said, "I have know idea, but I bet I can find someone who does know!"
So, does anyone out there know the answer?

2007-09-11 23:20:47 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-11 23:20:43 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and sees a condom on the table. "What's this!?" demands the grandfather.

"It's a condom," replies the grandson sheepishly.

"What do you use it for?" asks Gramps.

The grandson is surprised that his grandpa really doesn't know what a condom is, and replies, "I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain."

To his surprise his grandpa says, "That's a great idea," and goes off to the drug store. He asks the pharmacist for a condom.

"What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist.

"Oh, big enough to fit a camel."

2007-09-11 23:20:32 · 13 answers · asked by surfer_ade_uk 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I would say... English, of course, and ... German.

2007-09-11 23:20:15 · 20 answers · asked by AuntieZoey 4 in Languages

shelpa is a good girls ,my favrate actor ,and movie ilike u

2007-09-11 23:19:38 · 25 answers · asked by suryaday k ,computer oprater thi 1 in Celebrities

I have a friend- she is being born after 3 died kids in the family and her mother stayed 9 months in hospital until she gave birth.
In mothers family there were in past generations people with some para qualities and my friend has also some abilities- she can guess about the weather, the herbs,the health, but the most interesting is to feel somehow where dangers are- could this be result from the fears and the empathy of her mother and is this a gift/present from mothers family?

2007-09-11 23:19:05 · 9 answers · asked by ThanksBelit 2 in Other - Alternative

One. The rest are all true stories.

2007-09-11 23:18:16 · 17 answers · asked by surfer_ade_uk 2 in Jokes & Riddles

meeting? glug glug glug

2007-09-11 23:18:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

The Thermoucoples are in SS sheath with MgO insulation but no thermo wells are provided.

2007-09-11 23:18:03 · 2 answers · asked by suresh k 1 in Engineering

nanobots
diamond
lunar soil
snake venom
Hemp
antibodies
germanium

2007-09-11 23:17:56 · 7 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Polls & Surveys

If universal health care goes into existence will only the working class and the poor have to be controlled by the governments health plan, while the rich go to the best doctors and private hospitals? How do you think it will work? Will you have to be screened for health care and put on a waiting list?

2007-09-11 23:17:53 · 12 answers · asked by Moody Red 6 in Politics

A Store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit on the roof.

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak,love dogs horses and animals of all sorts.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Next door is our Wife Store. The 1st Floor sign reads: "Women who are beautiful". The 2nd Floor sign reads: "Women who are beautiful and love sex". The 3rd floor has never been visited.

2007-09-11 23:17:38 · 2 answers · asked by Lilkryptonite 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I want to get into it, but I'm kinda embarrassed. I don't know what to think if my family heard me.I don't know why either.

2007-09-11 23:17:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singing

2007-09-11 23:16:27 · 6 answers · asked by ndungupatoh 1 in Movies

I have questions in yoga and suryanamaskar, please anybody can give emailadres who is good yoga master to ask. i mailed asana andiappan, but no response. So please give good yoga master email address to clear my doubts. He must response within couple of days. please help

2007-09-11 23:16:13 · 2 answers · asked by sly 1 in Diet & Fitness

~It's better to be looked over, than overlooked~

2007-09-11 23:16:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If one is greedy and selfish enough to hide a large bar of fruit and nut in the hen house under a bucket - and then it is eaten and the wrappings placed back neatly by persons (as yet) unknown - is that justice for my wickedness?

Or is the perpetrator of this vile crime a vigilante who needs to be taken to task and shown the errors of their ways - suggestions of punishments please - surely the eating of ones secret stash is punishment enough without adding insult to injury by leaving the wrappings just so?

Further information : I do not have proof - we can rule out the chickens (they are the only females that I know that don't like chocolate) - but the suspicion is laying heavily at the feet of my husband at the moment.

2007-09-11 23:15:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens