If one is greedy and selfish enough to hide a large bar of fruit and nut in the hen house under a bucket - and then it is eaten and the wrappings placed back neatly by persons (as yet) unknown - is that justice for my wickedness?
Or is the perpetrator of this vile crime a vigilante who needs to be taken to task and shown the errors of their ways - suggestions of punishments please - surely the eating of ones secret stash is punishment enough without adding insult to injury by leaving the wrappings just so?
Further information : I do not have proof - we can rule out the chickens (they are the only females that I know that don't like chocolate) - but the suspicion is laying heavily at the feet of my husband at the moment.
2007-09-11 23:15:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Lady G ......... you are a lady after my own heart! The old underwear drawer has got EVERYTHING except underwear it though - especially credit card receipts!!
2007-09-12 03:32:03 · update #1
Scouse - I CAN DO THAT!
2007-09-12 03:33:36 · update #2
JUSTME - He has NOT confessed but firmly placed the blame on an innocent puppy! How low can a man go?
NOW ITS PERSONAL!!!!!!
2007-09-12 03:36:15 · update #3
Ah, the injustice of the sneak! Then again, you were being sneaky as well. You must find a new hiding place! Where would he never look - your underwear drawer, perhaps? Or put your stash in the pockets of clothing you don't wear often. Better yet, in the pockets of clothing he doesn't often wear!
2007-09-12 00:51:45 · answer #1 · answered by Lady G 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was going to say to put a bar of EX-Lax in the wrapper as well. Just make sure you take the name off of that and don't worry it will not hurt them except you would know for sure who is eating it and if it is you husband, which I think it is also. You can nail him to the wall because you would have all the evidence you would need with every trip to the bathroom he would have to go.
I had this same problem and I did do the EX-Lax thing and trust me it work real well. That person could no longer lie about it. Like I said it will not hurt the person and they only have diarrhea for about 24 hours.Just make sure you have plenty of Gatorade or water and salty items on hand so no one get to dehydrated. I was a rotten kid as I was 14 at the time and my sister was 10 and all I could do was laugh and keep saying "you wanna try getting my candy again?" It stopped pronto.
2007-09-12 03:13:29 · answer #2 · answered by sherry 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to find a new hiding place.
I would leave that "just so" bar right there, so that Mr. Smug can continue to check on it and never find the chocolate.
And then you can wander out once in awhile from your new stash, popping a piece in your mouth just as you reach him....
"Is there any of that for me?" "Oh, sorry honey, this is the last!" You can play that same game over and over again, until it happens to be true, if you believe in real revenge. Personally, for a crime so venal as his, I think that you should use this form of torture for at least a month.
2007-09-12 00:34:20 · answer #3 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ah! a mystery for miss Marple for sure first thing call out the Casi crew there several good ones in Vegas ,Miami or even new york if this military property call Jethro at Ncis they will get to the bottom of this in an hour for sure.and for the culprit if the spouse is the perp foot rubs for a month seems fair repayment lol
2007-09-12 02:43:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
TO CATCH A THIEF.
I'm glad to know that chicken coops can be used to hide things.
I'm always hiding things, but never remember where I hid them.
This is a major investigation, and we all want to be kept up to date and informed. Has he made a confession yet? (your hubbie)
Be blessed.
I would definitely remember, if I hid something in the chicken coop!
2007-09-11 23:40:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He must have been suffering from Chocolate Deprivation because of your greed in hiding it and never giving him any or enough. I therefore suggest that you give him chocolate for every meal from hereon until he cries for mercy. But you must eat with him bar for bar
2007-09-12 02:09:19 · answer #6 · answered by Scouse 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have a 'secret stash'? Gotta go with your first thoughts. Yep it is greedy and yep you did deserve the rough justice. LOL
2007-09-12 05:56:43 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's time to wrap up a bar of ex-lax (hope they still have it) and put it in a chocolate bar wrapper and hide it where he can find it. I never get mad, I get even . revenge is sweeter!
2007-09-12 01:56:47 · answer #8 · answered by Donna 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, looks like you will have to find another plankie for your choc bars, I'd leave a rude note for the thieving beggar in the old place. lol.
2007-09-11 23:42:52 · answer #9 · answered by Roxy. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't blame your Husband. I spend my life snooping in chicken coops for hidden chocolate. Surprising how much I get.
2007-09-11 23:25:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋