All categories - 7 September 2007

......but you love to eat (get your mind out of the gutter, that's not what I mean).......Like deviled eggs - I love them but man do they reek!!!!

2007-09-07 11:12:05 · 41 answers · asked by ~Josie~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

it's an independent film that i would have never though of. was made for 25,000 and has grossed over 600 million to date.




















Hint: Linda Lovelace was in it

2007-09-07 11:12:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

please tell me i'm tripping....

2007-09-07 11:11:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1,2,20,years what?

2007-09-07 11:11:56 · 23 answers · asked by Equal Animal 5 in Polls & Surveys

I do.

2007-09-07 11:11:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

All the other requirements meet the reccommended apart from the processor speed. It is only one processor, not dual core. Please state whether it would run on high, medium or low.

2007-09-07 11:11:54 · 3 answers · asked by Matt 1 in Desktops

Yes or No.

2007-09-07 11:11:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.

ACTORS do it on cue.

ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method.

AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.

ANSI does it in the standard way

ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.

ARCHITECTS have great plans.

ARTISTS are exhibitionists.

ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over.

ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus.

ATTORNEYS make better motions.

AUDITORS like to examine figures.

BABYSITTERS charge by the hour.

BAILIFFS always come to order.

BAKERS knead it daily.

BAND MEMBERS play all night.

BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal.

BARBERS do it with shear pleasure.

BARTENDERS do it on the rocks.

BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base.

BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often.

BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey.

BEER BREWERS do it with more hops.

BEER DRINKERS get more head.

BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds.

BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry.

BOSSES delegate the task to others.

BOWLERS have bigger balls.

BRICKLAYERS lay all day.

BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber.

BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time.

BUTCHERS have better meat.

C'Bers do it on the air.

CAMPERS do it in a tent.

CARPENTERS hammer it harder.

CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor.

CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm.

CHEMISTS like to experiment.

CHESS PLAYERS check their mates.

CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation.

CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically.

CLOWNS do it for laughs.

COACHES whistle while they work.

COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs.

COCKTAIL WAITRESSES serve highballs.

COMPUTER GAME PLAYERS just can't stop.

COMPUTER OPERATORS get the most out of their software.

CONSTRUCTION WORKERS lay a better foundation.

CONSULTANTS tell other how to do it.

COPS have bigger guns.

COWBOYS handle anything horny.

COWGIRLS like to ride bareback.

CRANE OPERATORS have swinging balls.

CREDIT MANAGERS always collect.

DANCERS do it in leaps and bounds.

DEADHEADS do it with Jerry.

DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck.

DENTAL HYGIENISTS do it till it hurts.

DENTISTS do it in your mouth.

DETECTIVES do it under cover.

DIETICIANS eat better.

DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack.

DIVERS do it deeper.

DOCTORS do it with patience.

DRUGGISTS fill your prescription.

DRUMMERS do it in 4/4 time.

DRY WALLER'S are better bangers.

ELECTRICIANS check your shorts.

ENGINEERS charge by the hour.

EXECUTIVES have large staffs.

FARMERS spread it around.

FIREMEN are always in heat.

FISHERMEN are proud of their rods.

FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard.

FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush.

FURRIERS appreciate good beaver.

GARBAGE MEN come once a week.

GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses.

GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day.

GEOLOGISTS are great explorers.

GOLFERS do it in 18 holes.

GYMNASTS mount and dismount well.

HACKERS do it with fewer instructions.

HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs.

HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency.

HANDYMEN like good screws.

HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision.

HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer.

HUNTERS do it with a bang.

INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers.

INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house.

INVENTORS find a way.

JANITORS clean up afterwards.

JEWELERS mount real gems.

JOGGERS do it on the run.

LANDSCAPERS plant it deeper.

LAWYERS do it in their briefs.

LIBRARIANS do it quietly.

LOCKSMITHS can get into anything.

LONG DISTANCE RUNNERS last longer.

MACHINISTS make the best screws.

MAGICIANS are quicker than the eye.

MAINTENANCE MEN sweep 'em off their feet.

MANAGERS supervise others.

MARKETING REPs do it on commission.

MILKMEN deliver twice a week.

MILLIONAIRES pay to have it done.

MINERS sink deeper shafts.

MINISTERS do it on Sundays.

MISSILE MEN have better thrust.

MODELS do it in any position.

MODEM MANUFACTURERS do it with all sorts of characters.

MOTORCYCLISTS like something hot between their legs.

MOVIE STARS do it on film.

MUSICIANS do it with rhythm.

NONSMOKERS do it without huffing and puffing.

NURSES call the shots.

OCEANOGRAPHERS do it down under.

OPERATORS do it person-to-person.

OPTOMETRISTS do it face-to-face.

PAINTERS do it with longer strokes.

PARAMEDICS PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash.

PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion.

PILOTS keep it up longer.

PLUMBERS do it under the sink.

POLICEMEN like big busts.

POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.

POSTMEN come slower.

PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets.

PRINTERS reproduce the fastest.

PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end.

PROFESSORS do it by the book.

RACERS like to come in first.

RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall..

RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it.

REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots.

RECYCLERS use it again.

REPAIRMEN can fix anything.

REPORTERS do it daily.

RESEARCHERS are still looking for it.

RETAILERS move their merchandise.

ROOFERS do it on top.

RUNNERS get into more pants.

SAILORS like to be blown.

SALESPEOPLE have away with their tongues.

SCIENTISTS discovered it.

SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5.

SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop.

SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls.

SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists.

SPELUNKERS do it underground.

SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay.

STEWARDESSES do it in the air.

STUDENTS use their heads.

SURGEONS are smooth operators.

TAILORS make it fit.

TAXI DRIVERS do it all over town.

TAXIDERMISTS mount anything.

TELEPHONE CO. EMPLOYEES let their fingers do the walking.

TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals.

TENNIS PLAYERS have fuzzy balls.

TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks.

TRUCKERS carry bigger loads.

TYPISTS do it in triplicate.

VETERINARIANS are ***** lovers.

VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up.

WAITRESSES serve it piping hot.

WATER SKIERS come down harder.

WELDERS have hotter rods.

WRESTLERS know the best holds.

WRITERS have novel ways.

ZOOLOGISTS do it with animal instinct.

2007-09-07 11:11:36 · 66 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Alright, here goes: I started "seeing" a college friend from long back. He introduced his parents at a restaurant; his dad was an ex-councilman-once conservative, now more liberal-minded, a phd; and his mom's a pro-life counselor, in a wheelchair for six years, also phd. He's a grad student working with mice, seriously afraid of his mom, but follows her every word. His dad manages real estate and has me working for him, which is convenient, but the bad thing is that his dad and I have been fooling around (especially since I work late nights at his office). His mom doesn't allow him to touch me in her presence (maybe she knows; not sure) and now wants him to find a better job, not at a lab with mice all day, so he's planning to move to Baltimore, but wants me to keep working with his dad (what am I supposed to do?). His dad wants him to stay at home longer and wants to pay his son to get an apartment, too. I'm almost considering letting him move in with me, if it's okay with his father?

2007-09-07 11:11:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Ok, I know girls don't like skinny guys, but I mainly wanted to gain weight for other reasons that were affecting my performance in track. I am 19 years old, 5' 5.5" and originally weighed only 105 lbs, extremely skinny. Over the summer I went past my goal weight and hit a max of 135 (right now I'm at 130) staying on a consistent protein/ high calorie diet. While I have been lifting w/ this too, my arms still look very skinny and I only have a 29" waist. My question is what would you consider a more ideal weight for me? I still feel so self conscious and like a little weakling still because I know the majority of girls hate skinny guys.

2007-09-07 11:11:32 · 20 answers · asked by surftaco400 1 in Singles & Dating

i was clearing lake front property and pushed up an old muzzle loader! i need help with the year and make...if any one can help me it would be great.. if you give me your e-mail address ill send some pics of it.

2007-09-07 11:11:20 · 7 answers · asked by kris c 1 in Hunting

2007-09-07 11:10:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2007-09-07 11:10:56 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-09-07 11:10:50 · 18 answers · asked by ♥ Victoria ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

If you were in a foxhole in Iraq with another American that had a political philosophy that was the opposite of yours, would you defend that person with your life?

Please - no comments about how cons or libs won't fight in a war. I've been there twice and have fought next to both. Please keep it civil.

2007-09-07 11:10:48 · 15 answers · asked by El Duderino 4 in Politics

How can i get rid of them any home remiedes ?

2007-09-07 11:10:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin Conditions

2007-09-07 11:10:38 · 12 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

evalluate the expression:
x^3+x^2+x when x= -3

simplify the expression:
3x-(4y-3x)-4y

and can you plz tell me when solving an inequality equations...why sometimes the symbol is reversed?

plz tell me

2007-09-07 11:10:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2007-09-07 11:10:13 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Dining Out

I have Transcend jetflesh v30 pendrive. I am using Windows 2000. Its driver is installed, but I can't see it in My Computer.How can I access it?

2007-09-07 11:10:10 · 1 answers · asked by Amit Patel 1 in Add-ons

I have a hard lump slightly larger then a pea in my right cheek right above my jawline. i've been to two different doctors(at different times) for it and both just gave me antibiotics(which didn't do anything) and sent me home. it's been there for a long time, and hasn't gotten much larger. any ideas on what this might be would be appreciated. thanks.

2007-09-07 11:10:01 · 4 answers · asked by Lady Moreta 1 in Other - Diseases

I often think about how past wars would have been fought and what their outcomes would have been if people were as angry back then and wanted to get out when the troop death level reached then what it has now.

How has instant media (internet, 24-hour cable news) affected our perceptions of wars?

I'd like some thoughts on this.

2007-09-07 11:09:59 · 10 answers · asked by Michelle M 5 in Politics

My daughter, who is in college, works as a DJ. The type of music she plays is hip hop, alternative, rock and classic rock. She needs a name for her show. Anyone out there have any great ideas?

2007-09-07 11:09:56 · 5 answers · asked by Brown eyed girl 7 in Rock and Pop

Yes i had Sex with my boyfriend, and it was my first time, for some reasson it didnt hurt at all.
Now he think i actually had sex before him!
what happen is it normal?
HElp>... ASAP!
thank you for your help!

2007-09-07 11:09:33 · 33 answers · asked by Curious! :D 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-09-07 11:09:31 · 18 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm of the age where I'm starting go to funerals on a regular basis and seeing friends and family members" all dressed up to go away" is beginning to strike me as more than a bit strange .
Does anybody else feel the same way ?

2007-09-07 11:09:30 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-07 11:09:29 · 13 answers · asked by TBL 6 in Hockey

I asked a question, here it is:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoWjGy_UffChsxnrSk32cm3sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070907141227AASw6ai
That one answerer, michelle, has a good point. Is this report it sign really the "big updates" Y! answers has been SOOO concerned about all this time?
I mean, trolls are running wild, people getting suspended, questions and answers getting deleted, and ALL the Y! answers staff can think about, is the freak'in size of the stupid report button!?
"Oh my God, staff, it's the end of the world as we know it! We NEED to make that report sign a bit bigger and fatter than the answer given by the answerer! Let's do it!"

2007-09-07 11:09:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

..what's missing...?

2007-09-07 11:09:19 · 29 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Polls & Surveys