1- dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things.
2-one tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor
3- atheism is a non-prophet organization
4- if man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5- the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
6- i went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman," wheres the self help section?" she said if she told me, then it would defeat the purpose
7- could it be that all those trick or treaters wearing sheets arent going as ghosts but mattresses?
8- if a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9- if a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him.....is he still wrong?
10- if someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill hisself, is it considered a hostage situation?
11- is there another word for synonym?
12- isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"
to be continued
2007-09-07
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