joke.........?

Question

1- dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things.
2-one tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor
3- atheism is a non-prophet organization
4- if man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5- the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
6- i went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman," wheres the self help section?" she said if she told me, then it would defeat the purpose
7- could it be that all those trick or treaters wearing sheets arent going as ghosts but mattresses?
8- if a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9- if a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him.....is he still wrong?
10- if someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill hisself, is it considered a hostage situation?
11- is there another word for synonym?
12- isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"
to be continued

13- where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
14- what do you do when you see an endangered species eating an endangered plant?
15- if a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
16- would a fly without wings be called a walk?
17- why do they lock gas station bathrooms? are they afraid someone will clean them?
18- if a turtle doesnt have a shell, are they homeless or naked?
19- why dont sheep shrink when it rains?
20- can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
21- if the police arrest a mime, do they tell him that he has the right to remain silent?
22- why do they put braille on the drive through bank machines?
23- how do they get the deer to cross at the yellow road sign?
24- is it true that cannibles dont eat clowns because they taste funny?
25- what was the best thing before sliced bread?
26- one nice thing about egotists, they dont talk about other people
27- to be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it

28- never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
29- the older you get, the better you realize you were
30- do pediatricians play miniature golf on wednesdays?
31- if the #2 pencil is so popular, then why is it still #2?

Answer 1

wow...great joke...
where u get this all???
i can read it more n more...
find me more....
hehehehehe.....

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Lol!!!! Those are awesome. Some of those questions have been bugging me for years already. Star for you!

Answer 4

HA HAAA

so cool! there awesome seriously!

MWA HA HA

clever

Answer 5

Hhahahahhaaaa, loved those ones hun.

Answer 6

excellent

Answer 7

excuse me ladies.....but number 9 is FUNNY

Answer 8

lol, Thanks

Answer 9

giggle
That's refreshing, thanks.

Answer 10

:^)