A guard is standing at the gate to the afterlife and for every 3 people only one get to go to heaven. three men appear one after the other and he asks them what their stories of death are, individually.
Man 1 says: "Well, I'd known my wife was having an affair for a long time, so I came home early to try and catch her in the act. I looked around the house and heard her in the shower, so I searched for the man. Upon entering the living room, I saw a man dangling from my balcony rail by the tips of his fingers, so I ran and got a hammer to make him let go. He fell 2 stories, but didnt die, so in a fit of rage I shoved the refridgerator out on top of him aswell. Then I felt so bad, I took my own life."
Man 2 says: "I had recently bought a new aerobics video, and was practising in my living room. I opened my french windows onto the balcony so I could use that aswell, but in the process of attempting a flip I fell over the edge of the balcony. (continued below)
2007-09-03
07:39:21
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