A guard is standing at the gate to the afterlife and for every 3 people only one get to go to heaven. three men appear one after the other and he asks them what their stories of death are, individually.
Man 1 says: "Well, I'd known my wife was having an affair for a long time, so I came home early to try and catch her in the act. I looked around the house and heard her in the shower, so I searched for the man. Upon entering the living room, I saw a man dangling from my balcony rail by the tips of his fingers, so I ran and got a hammer to make him let go. He fell 2 stories, but didnt die, so in a fit of rage I shoved the refridgerator out on top of him aswell. Then I felt so bad, I took my own life."
Man 2 says: "I had recently bought a new aerobics video, and was practising in my living room. I opened my french windows onto the balcony so I could use that aswell, but in the process of attempting a flip I fell over the edge of the balcony. (continued below)
2007-09-03 07:39:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I grabbed for dear life and caught on to a balcony rail about 3 stories below. Then this crazy guy came out and started hammering my fingers, so I fell 2 stories - but didn't die. The last thing I saw was the underside of a refridgerator."
Man 3: "Picture this: you're naked, in a refridgerator."
what do you think?x
2007-09-03 07:40:40 · update #1
well you have to read it many times to get the joke. [the 3rd man was in the fridge] but it is funny
2007-09-03 07:45:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-09-03 07:53:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. What's the big deal about getting stars anyway?
2016-05-20 03:49:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello!
Thanks a lot. I was feeling sad & this joke has brighten my mood little bit.
Make people happy & you will be happy.
Good Luck & Bye!
2007-09-03 08:01:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shaggy dog story.
2007-09-05 23:04:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Cute. Like your first answerer I did have to read it more than once.
2007-09-03 07:47:39 · answer #6 · answered by jballerina00 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i starred you this is funny to me
2007-09-03 07:46:43 · answer #7 · answered by lovefun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha yeah thats funny but hopefully u tell it to someone with patience cuz its quite lengthy. THANKS for sharing
2007-09-03 07:46:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahhaa
i love it!!
omg i love it. soo funny
star for you!
2007-09-03 07:45:32 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ mimi ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahah loved it
2007-09-03 07:46:33 · answer #10 · answered by Lacey12345 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋