All categories - 2 September 2007

here are some of my jokes...

i'm a nonsesquipedalianist because i'm Hippopoto monstrosesquippedalio phobic which is somebody who fears long words.

whats black and white and red all over? a cow with excema

when i proposed to my girlfriend i gave her a ring, in retrospect i should have done it in person.

If you dont have any patience don't become a doctor

why did the chicken cross the road? it thought it was a joke

I'm probably the most modest person in the world

What do you call a muslim between two buildings? Ali

That Trevor Bayblis winds me up

My father always used to say,"good things come to those who wait", thats why i decided to work in a restaurant

Which ones are funny (if any) and how would you improve them?

thank you

2007-09-02 12:01:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

2007-09-02 12:01:04 · 17 answers · asked by STEVE B 2 in Celebrities

I like vanilla or chocolate whip cream, right in the CENTER of my desserts!

2007-09-02 12:00:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

2007-09-02 12:00:45 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

Hi, im going to buy a new desktop and i have built a PC from HP and Dell. the HP was incredibly cheaper than the Dell with both machines having the same things in them.

I have a Dell XPS laptop and i love the support they have given me.

My question is this: Does HP have the same level of support Dell has? Online? in home? Phone?

2007-09-02 12:00:45 · 2 answers · asked by Madrox 2 in Desktops

And what does it REALLY mean?

2007-09-02 12:00:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Everytime I go to Shea Stadium I look around afterwards, peanut sheels, cups, trash upon trash. How do they clean it up? Vacumms? Blowers? Brooms? How do they do it and how long does it take? I was always curious and would like to know how they do it!

2007-09-02 12:00:42 · 1 answers · asked by blinnk281 2 in Other - Sports

2007-09-02 12:00:35 · 2 answers · asked by knndy_reese 2 in Singles & Dating

Just wondering Nights in White satin makes me cry every time.


BTW this is a joke

2007-09-02 12:00:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

2007-09-02 12:00:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

I was doing some investigating and during normal plane crashes the engines are always recovered? Plane engines are made of strong material including titanium--So where are they?
If a plane hit the Pentagon where is the debris and where are the engines? If United 93 crashed in a field where were the bodies? Where were the plane engines?
How many people beleive it is too late to hold our government responsible for this disaster?

2007-09-02 11:59:52 · 8 answers · asked by evamercy7 2 in Law & Ethics

Al Quaida, Hummas, Hezbollah, Muslim, Taliban, do they relate to eachother ? and if they do HOW, I just do not understand and I would like to.

2007-09-02 11:59:48 · 5 answers · asked by Terrie J 2 in Current Events

those that are single

2007-09-02 11:59:48 · 9 answers · asked by ♥Ashley K. 5 in Psychology

2007-09-02 11:59:44 · 77 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

Who do you like and why

2007-09-02 11:59:31 · 16 answers · asked by no name!!!!!! 2 in Football (American)

what should i do to stop the pain, it hurts so so so bad.

2007-09-02 11:59:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-02 11:59:15 · 5 answers · asked by r2sue2 3 in Las Vegas

If the power were out for 3 or more days.

2007-09-02 11:59:12 · 13 answers · asked by Lady 5 in Polls & Surveys

Yes, I am tall and thin, but every office job I have had it has been very diffcult for me to make friends with anyone because I feel like other women discriminate against me because of my height and weight, whether it's how rude they talk to me or the nasty looks they give me. I think I have a great personality and sense of humor. I have dealt with this since I started my first office job at 21. And yes, I have lost jobs due to this. I just wonder why people can't see past me being tall and thin, and see the other great things about me.

2007-09-02 11:58:57 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

...why anyone would be bored and/or daft enough to do the following?

1) Set up at least 20 user accounts under a different alias each time;
2) Pick fights with themselves in the form of their alias;
3) Wait a week, then rant about themselves through yet another alter ego;
4) Create more accounts to defend themselves - in disguise, of course, and
5) seriously think that their ridiculous behaviour is anything othe than 100% transparent and totally laughable?

2007-09-02 11:58:09 · 20 answers · asked by ohyesindeed 2 in Current Events

I work in a small shop and we have this little office room,every time i come in,i get so horny,i imagine my customers doing dirty things to me there,i asked my boyfriend to do it there with me,but he would not...im so sad now...and how do u deal with being so horny at work?? i cant just masturbate,im at work!!!

2007-09-02 11:58:08 · 11 answers · asked by Woman 2 in Singles & Dating

I'm Canadian so I can't vote in your election. But I find this guy the most honest and inteligent poitician I've seen in ages. Unfortunately I don't think he can win an election because it's all fixed and manipulated.

Your comments are invited.

2007-09-02 11:58:08 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

What Quote gets you threw the day or is just your favorite mine is

"If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?"

2007-09-02 11:57:55 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-02 11:57:52 · 8 answers · asked by Hmm? 2 in Credit

Just in case, edutainment means education and entertainment (two in one). We are planning to publish a series of story book for kids, but we need to test if children would love them. How can we do that without risking copyright violations by the public? We are not a well-established enterprise just yet.

This is trivial, but the series of book will be titled "Pepper's Adventures", which will be a spin-off of a classical pick-and-play edutainment game, "Pepper's Adventures in Time" (released and abandoned in 1993). But at the mean time, we are waiting for an air mail response from its original owner, Sierra Entertainment, for the go-ahead.

2007-09-02 11:57:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

ive not seen anything on uk news and im worried about greece

2007-09-02 11:57:39 · 8 answers · asked by kati 6 in Greece

for example, to represent an artisitic person, i can use a paint brush

2007-09-02 11:57:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

2007-09-02 11:57:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In my own family history, there were people who immigrated to the U.S. in the early 1900's and then went back to Europe a few years later. I was wondering if this happened frequently.
Are there records anywhere on the people who left, for example on ship passenger lists?

2007-09-02 11:57:22 · 1 answers · asked by Pascha 7 in History

2007-09-02 11:57:10 · 25 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys