here are some of my jokes...
i'm a nonsesquipedalianist because i'm Hippopoto monstrosesquippedalio phobic which is somebody who fears long words.
whats black and white and red all over? a cow with excema
when i proposed to my girlfriend i gave her a ring, in retrospect i should have done it in person.
If you dont have any patience don't become a doctor
why did the chicken cross the road? it thought it was a joke
I'm probably the most modest person in the world
What do you call a muslim between two buildings? Ali
That Trevor Bayblis winds me up
My father always used to say,"good things come to those who wait", thats why i decided to work in a restaurant
Which ones are funny (if any) and how would you improve them?
thank you
2007-09-02 12:01:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
I like the last one. It is teh funniest. The first one was not bad neither was the girlfriend one. The doctor was kind of funny. THe chicken one is not funny, you should explain that further by offering some scientific theory and than saying I though it was a joke. The modest person one should have something following it that is funny. Muslim one's kind of funny. Try to use names the audience knows.
2007-09-02 12:09:25 · answer #1 · answered by greenwhitecollege 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow... ummm, it probably sounds better in person. i liked the last one :D
2007-09-02 19:08:07 · answer #2 · answered by Beanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-09-02 19:08:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there better than mine
2007-09-02 19:05:00 · answer #4 · answered by lamlo32 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋