All categories - 27 August 2007

2007-08-27 01:18:43 · 4 answers · asked by alphecca 2 in Botany

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts
for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later. "The nun agreed.
Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked,
"Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her
skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't
want to go to Iraq." The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."
The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but
you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a
little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't
want to go to Iraq either."

2007-08-27 01:18:16 · 22 answers · asked by Sweety 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-08-27 01:18:13 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

What metaphor would a piece of chopped liver use if it wanted to describe itself as being under appreciated?

2007-08-27 01:17:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

Before I start explaining, I am well aware that the best way to tell is by going to the dr and taking a test.
On Aug 3rd me and my fiance' had sex and he did go inside of me. I am on the nuva ring and had to take it out becuase my cycle was soon to start. This past Monday on Aug 20th I fainted at work. On Tuesday It almost happened again. They sent me home from work and told me to go to the Dr and I couldn't go back until I had a letter that cleared me from the Dr. When I was at the Dr he did a urine test and it came out negative. I think it may have been to early to tell. On Friday morning I puked, but that was the only day,so when I added it all up I think maybe it was too early for my hCG levels to show up. For the last week I've had a slight headach- small aggrevating one. I also been having a bowel movement multiple times a day, and in the last 2 weeks I lost 7 lbs.

I read many sites about signs and symptoms but I know sometime people dont follow the norm

2007-08-27 01:17:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

every person i see i see something in them i am happy to see.
i know thier are bad people out there in the world like murders and rapest etc etc, and even though thier crimes may be bad ,something inside me see's something good inside them . i know its easy for others to say "good he raped and killed a little girl and you see good" what i mean is maybe in these people somewhere buried deep within thier soul there is a part of them that is longing to be loved but is buried in self pity and guilt..
Do you think that the holy spirit lets us see goodness in others regardless of the situation they are in, for some reason when ever i go to church when i come out something happens, my old self has died and begin anew, recently at work there was a guy who really gave me the craps,today when i was leaving i walked straight up to him and said "it was really nice to meet you,i just want to say goodbye im leaving this place"and even though he'd been mean for some reason i felt sorry for him.why

2007-08-27 01:17:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-27 01:17:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-08-27 01:17:00 · 3 answers · asked by Erin 2 in Trivia

I have just had a new house built and i have just moved in,while i am sat relaxing in the evenings,my lights will sometimes go dim,then bright then dim,this will happen for about a minuit,then maybe not for annother hour,any idea what the problem could be,it only seems to be happening in my house.

2007-08-27 01:16:56 · 3 answers · asked by smiler 4 in Other - Home & Garden

For the last 5 years I've been in touch with one of my ex boyfriends Mom's. Even after our breakup (which was my decision), she kept in touch with me. It was always just "hi, how are you" emails.

For the last 4 years I've been with my husband, married for 2. My ex boyfriend got married last october and the last email I received from his Mom was in December, promising to send me pics from their wedding. It never happened. I'm fine with it...I do miss emailing her but I won't write because I don't want to bother her. Any thoughts on what happened?

2007-08-27 01:16:41 · 10 answers · asked by Rachel 7 in Marriage & Divorce

WHAT DOES THAT PHRASE MEAN TO YOU

2007-08-27 01:16:25 · 4 answers · asked by Walter 2 in Words & Wordplay

2007-08-27 01:15:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My baby is 11 month old or is he? He was born on sept 25th 06, Its been 344 days since he was born, which makes him 12 months already! This is really weird, this means that we are all older then we think we are! It is odd cause when a baby is first born, thier age is counted in weeks/months, but like i said if we still counted our age in weeks we are actually older and our birthdays would be on a different date each yr! Am i right or is there something im missing? lol

2007-08-27 01:15:43 · 25 answers · asked by clairelington 2 in Parenting

When, where, and what time will be best for viewing?

Thanks. Also when might this happen again. Will my children be able to see it in their life time?

2007-08-27 01:15:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

Teletext page 316

2007-08-27 01:15:21 · 6 answers · asked by Max 5 in Trying to Conceive

I was thinking of taking up the job, not quite sure if its a legal age, Some people have told me it is but others said no..Hmm?

2007-08-27 01:15:13 · 14 answers · asked by Chibi.Jan-x0 4 in Law & Ethics

2007-08-27 01:15:09 · 1 answers · asked by kenn 1 in Comics & Animation

Please can someone help me. my daughter has a coldwater tank with 6 fish and 2 plecks. the fish have got sore looking red tails that seem to be disapearing. The plecks seem to be fine so i've seperated them. Can anyone help us please?
thank you

2007-08-27 01:15:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

If a girl sees wwe is there some thing wrong with it? They say it only for boys not girls is that right?
My parents says Wrestling are for boys but I like it, I love john cena, who do you love ?

2007-08-27 01:14:49 · 10 answers · asked by Sarah 2 in Polls & Surveys

What jobs do u think are the most glamorous jobs in the world?- exclusing being a celebritiy.

2007-08-27 01:14:44 · 6 answers · asked by sonrisas_244 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

"India is a cultural super power because of the wealth of its ancient knowledge system" Can anyone give me some points supporting and rejecting this view..

2007-08-27 01:14:27 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

Yes it's him (JS - the saga). I miss him so much. My heart will belong to him forever.

I guess I am too passionate.

2007-08-27 01:14:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lebanon

certainly not America, so which is it?

2007-08-27 01:13:59 · 7 answers · asked by Resurrected 2 in Politics

should international efforts to deal with global warming focus more on reducing greenhouse gases or mitigating its effects (damage caused by climatic hazards and sea level rise)?
pls help me.. explanation greatly appreciated =)

2007-08-27 01:13:50 · 10 answers · asked by banzx 1 in Global Warming

Every time I read something rude online, or hear something it REALLY gets to me. I mean REALLY. It keeps repeating in my head for days, I don't know what to do.

2007-08-27 01:13:33 · 15 answers · asked by Alright 2 in Mental Health

my hubby is coming home, he will rebook his flight earlier.. how long it will take? by the way the airline is PAL.. tnx to u all!!!

2007-08-27 01:13:32 · 1 answers · asked by gingerSpice 1 in Other - Destinations

2007-08-27 01:13:20 · 33 answers · asked by Mo 7 in Polls & Surveys

Am I likely to get a visa to visit the US for a holiday, i have been banned from driving for 18 months due to a drink driving offence (no accident occurred)?

2007-08-27 01:12:44 · 3 answers · asked by JR 2 in Other - United States

2007-08-27 01:12:37 · 7 answers · asked by dhruv s 1 in Words & Wordplay

I was at Ozzfest last night and i have an interview in 2 hours. There were tons of people smokin weed and i got 2nd hand from it. Very little. But if i have to take a piss test will i come up positive? and if so how should i handle the issue with the interview?

2007-08-27 01:12:35 · 7 answers · asked by Ray 1 in Other - General Health Care