A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts
for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later. "The nun agreed.
Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked,
"Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her
skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't
want to go to Iraq." The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."
The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but
you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a
little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't
want to go to Iraq either."
2007-08-27 01:18:16 · 22 answers · asked by Sweety 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! Funny. Very!
2007-08-27 01:22:44 · answer #1 · answered by ǝsɹnuʎxǝs 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
2007-08-27 01:24:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one earlier than, however the first time while the cash was once South African Rand. It is a natural disgrace what has occurred to South Africa, however I noticed it coming. Only the Liberal detail on the earth would no longer have obvious the results of the alterations in RSA.
2016-09-05 15:43:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg, hahahahaha... Wow.
But what does it have to do with Sister?...-Ohhhhh! The nun's a Sister! I get it! I get it! Ha!
2007-08-27 01:23:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eww but still kind of funny.
2007-08-27 01:24:19 · answer #5 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's mad funny i fell out laughing and my friend just wet her self so it was an awesome joke
2007-08-27 01:41:03 · answer #6 · answered by slimcandybar 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes funny
thank you for the laugh
2007-08-27 01:33:06 · answer #7 · answered by stephanie p 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love it. have to send it to my friend who's husband is in iraq.
2007-08-27 02:11:26 · answer #8 · answered by Amber 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha the poor b*st*rds
2007-08-27 03:02:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg...soooo funny....i have to tell that joke to my friends....definitely a star for ya!
2007-08-27 07:32:29 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋