All categories - 17 August 2007

1. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
2. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
3. Why can't women put on mascara without opening their mouths?
4. Why doesn't the clue stick to the inside of the bottle?
5. Why don't you ever see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
6. Why is abbreviated such a long word?
7. Why is a boxing ring square?
8. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
9. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
10. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume of the radio?
12. Why is lemon juice made from artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
14. Why is the third hand of a watch called the second hand?
15. Why do we need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink & drive?

2007-08-17 15:39:07 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-17 15:38:48 · 13 answers · asked by High? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have recently written a children's book. I have no idea how to even start the process of getting it published. Any suggestions??

2007-08-17 15:38:34 · 1 answers · asked by noa79 2 in Books & Authors

I'm looking for evidence which counter-argues the popular "Jesus Christ never actually existed" theory. By the way, his name was Yeshuah ben David was it not?

2007-08-17 15:38:30 · 28 answers · asked by dylanj_92 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I am a good looking guy so I am told. IN a relationship with a good looking woman. I cant get enough physical affection, foreplay and sex. I am very generous and the opposit of selfish during sexual activitty. Yet I have not been with a woman who wants or appreciates what I need. I have resorted to phone sex and escorts to fill my need. Whats wrong with me?

2007-08-17 15:38:27 · 8 answers · asked by stbg3 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-08-17 15:38:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-08-17 15:38:14 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Was is only me, or did y'all see Miley Cyrus at the end singing with them in "All For One?" Am I seeing things?

2007-08-17 15:38:06 · 10 answers · asked by ♥RealLove 4 in Movies

it is only when i find in solitude, when i find freedom in knowing that my actions go unnoticed , do i believe that i am forsaken , for in a childs mind a spark of hope remains , but now i see the truth , iam forsaken , i know it but so many others have no clue , to question , they believe in nothingness ,emptiness , i believe in me because i know that god gives no quarter

2007-08-17 15:38:04 · 7 answers · asked by likeminded 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-17 15:38:04 · 20 answers · asked by E 2 in Other - Environment

since s and p 500 is so up and down ,is that a good idea?

2007-08-17 15:37:49 · 4 answers · asked by uclahonk 2 in Personal Finance

It feels like a severe headache in each ear. Hints?

2007-08-17 15:37:28 · 8 answers · asked by lirael1019 1 in Air Travel

ok i need some one whos ganna rant for a good while...hears my part ,,,,
ok 1st of all y would beat up a whild animal den put it in a ball and make it fight...its wrong..what were we taught? dat beating up animals and putting them in a small ball is right? and how can you even be friends with some one that just beat u up and captured u...i tihnk after the pokemon is beat..it becomes mentaly retarded....because all it can say is its name.... then u put a stone up to it and make it change? its tellin us that we can make some one change by giving it a "rock"{crack}....?!?!? WTF?!!

2007-08-17 15:37:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

3 men walked into a bar. You would think one of them would have seen it.

2007-08-17 15:36:59 · 16 answers · asked by RAW DIVA™ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm gonna make it plain and simple.

Evolution is purely and simply a BELIEF,
nothing more.

Same with Religion.

SO,
why do schools, especially biology teachers,
teach evolution, not religion,
when explaining things it explains in the Bible!

...like how all the races came about?

Why not give the answer from the Evolution standpoint and Biblical standpoint?

2007-08-17 15:36:47 · 24 answers · asked by Rick 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Hi, i have an old Hewlett Packard Pavilion 6545C with a 300mhz processor, 192mb of ram, and a 13gig hdd and i was wondering i would be able to put windows xp professional student edition on it without any problems.

2007-08-17 15:36:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

I've been in too many community theatre plays to count, and I want to go for an acting career. What's the next step I can take? My resume will be nice and filled...

2007-08-17 15:36:37 · 5 answers · asked by Bongo 2 in Theater & Acting

what do you think?

2007-08-17 15:36:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

2007-08-17 15:36:21 · 19 answers · asked by Lost. at. Sea. 7 in Philosophy

I am preparing a beef tripes dish....Delicious!

2007-08-17 15:35:47 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

(it could've just been billy corgan but it was done while the smashing pumpkins were still together)

2007-08-17 15:35:44 · 7 answers · asked by Summerae Girl 3 in Other - Music

I was on the website for American Athiests and found out what they believe in or don't believe in but can't find out how they believe man got on this earth. I am a believer in God so I know what the Christian explanation is, what about those who don't believe. Serious answers only please!

2007-08-17 15:35:33 · 33 answers · asked by goincrazy32471 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-17 15:35:28 · 7 answers · asked by donald g 1 in Garden & Landscape

I took my car car to the cadillac dealer with an oil leak, and they said it was the valve cover gaskets which i had fixed and it was about $1000. It did not fix the oil leak. I then took it back and then they said it was the head gasket and said it would be $3300.

2007-08-17 15:35:06 · 7 answers · asked by db0122whyknot 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

My 20 year old son was charged with underage possession at a dance club because he picked a beer up off the floor. We went to court and he was given 2 years probation, had to attend alcohol school, pay a $500. fine and now this is on his record and he is having a very hard time finding a job because when they do a background check this misdemeanor is showing up on his record. He is now 21 but he still has 1 1/2 years to go on his probation. I can't believe that this incident is ruining his young life. He had never been before a judge before this incident and has always been well behaved. We have tried calling the lawyer that we had to pay $750. to for supposedly having it all taken care of and he won't return my son's calls. What can we do? My son is getting very depressed by the whole situation. We never dreamed it would turn out like this. We live in Ohio.

2007-08-17 15:35:05 · 8 answers · asked by hollywood 2 in Law & Ethics

I have a 4 year old, nearly 3year old and 8 month old. I dont know if I can cope. I have a new business under 12 months old, and not a great deal of help. I dont know if I can do this but not sure I can live with the alternative either...

2007-08-17 15:34:49 · 14 answers · asked by Angie R 2 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

Does anyone live in Forks, Washington? Or La Push, the indian reservation? (Yes, I'm wondering because I've been reading Twilight...)

2007-08-17 15:34:16 · 3 answers · asked by Ran F 2 in Seattle

On some digital cameras you can set the White Balance manually. If it's White Balance, how come you can use a 18% Gray card to do it?

2007-08-17 15:34:12 · 6 answers · asked by Seamless_1 5 in Photography

I have a mini Dachshund and I hope this is not serious but it is gross but here it goes..my dog sometimes has this kinda metallic smelling liquid that just randomly squirts out of his bottom. I thought it was his anal glands so I had them popped about 2 weeks ago and he hadn't done it since so I thought it was okay. Just a few moments ago it happened again! It's not alot but it's gross and smelly. What is this? Can anyone help me? I don't want him to be really sick or anything and die :( Can someone point me in the right direction?

2007-08-17 15:33:41 · 23 answers · asked by Neverender 4 in Dogs

Is it just me and my friends , or is it ignorant not repair the shuttle just to make sure.

2007-08-17 15:33:39 · 7 answers · asked by mark b 4 in Astronomy & Space