3 men walked into a bar. You would think one of them would have seen it.
2007-08-17 15:36:59 · 16 answers · asked by RAW DIVA™ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol... i ment to put a comma not a period....sorry
2007-08-17 15:59:22 · update #1
haha i love it tho its two lines lol
2007-08-17 15:52:19 · answer #1 · answered by Love Lust Life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A funny one and I give you a star. Here is a funny(!!) ghosts chat. Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died. 1st ghost : How u died? 2nd ghost : I died of cold. 1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold? 2nd ghost : Actually, I was accidentally locked in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died suffocating. 1st ghost : Wow what a horrible way to die.... 2nd ghost : How about you? How u die? 1st ghost : I died from heart attack. 2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack? 1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because of all that running,I got a heart attack and died. 2nd ghost : Why you never look for the bastard in the fridge? The bastard was hiding there. We both might be alive now!!
2016-05-22 00:04:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. It seems I've heard it before. But it gets me every time.
2007-08-17 15:48:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would've give you star if i hadn't heard that a million times before.
2007-08-17 15:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I starred out of pity ;)
2007-08-17 15:42:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u get a star from me...cause I chuckled!
2007-08-17 15:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by suga...honey honey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that one took me a while to get
2007-08-17 17:10:03 · answer #7 · answered by Hannah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great ^_^ Star!
LOL
2007-08-17 16:27:13 · answer #8 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that was good! ive starred you can you star me?!
2007-08-17 15:42:10 · answer #9 · answered by Bea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't laugh...but i'm nice so i'll star you anyway
2007-08-17 15:45:19 · answer #10 · answered by Kurious1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋