All categories - 29 April 2007

The president is receiving his daily briefing.It concludes by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."

"OH DEAR GOD NO," Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks, "How many is a Brazillion.

President Bush is rehearsing his speech for the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games. He begins his remarks with "Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!"
Immediately his speech writer rushes over to the lectern and whispers in the President's ear: "Mr President, those are the Olympic rings.
Your speech is underneath

2007-04-29 12:51:42 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats?

2007-04-29 12:51:38 · 16 answers · asked by Alice 3 in Other - Politics & Government

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What exactly is a raindrop?

Topic^

2007-04-29 12:51:26 · 3 answers · asked by sick2syko 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

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What do you do in the wee small hours of the morning when the whole wide world is fast asleep?

2007-04-29 12:51:19 · 19 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Polls & Surveys

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where can i find a website where i can store games or media?

A online website that will let me store games,media and let's me get it back when i want it. Say Downloading it back
thks! :D

2007-04-29 12:50:53 · 1 answers · asked by james 3 in Internet

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Any good love songs i can d/l?

or sad.. it doesnt matter

2007-04-29 12:50:48 · 10 answers · asked by LOST_fanatic:)! 4 in Music

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What is your opinion about the situation in Darfur?

I am really upset that the whole world is basically doing nothing to stop this genocide.

2007-04-29 12:50:40 · 4 answers · asked by Alice 3 in Current Events

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when is the closing ceremony for WC 2007?

2007-04-29 12:50:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cricket

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Can you believe this?

I submitted a question asking that no more anti Mexican questions be asked for a month and I recieved a message from yahoo telling me I breached thier rules and had my question removed. Any comment from you guys?

2007-04-29 12:50:30 · 7 answers · asked by Hoosyadaddy 3 in Immigration

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I just got my laptop loaded with vista, can i de-upgrade to xp, its too slow.. I just don't know about........

I just don't know about the drivers, the cd it comes with it says, Backup drivers for vista.. i just don't know if i can put xp and install all of those drivers using that cd... would i be able to?...

2007-04-29 12:50:27 · 5 answers · asked by truepal20032001 2 in Laptops & Notebooks

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What's the recipe for chick p soup?

It sounds delicious!

2007-04-29 12:50:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Musicians and Singers! Who's your musical influences?

My influences are Kurt Cobain, Tori Amos, Prince, Madonna, Teena Marie, Amy Lee and Jonathan Davis.

2007-04-29 12:50:17 · 5 answers · asked by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 in Music

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What is going to happen with the Grey's Anatomy spin off?

2007-04-29 12:50:12 · 7 answers · asked by yellowstar10 2 in Television

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Mercury Outboard motor?

So I mixed the fuel correctly, and charged the battery. Put the boat in the water and motor doesn't turn over. It just emits this spinning sound. Help?

2007-04-29 12:49:09 · 7 answers · asked by KLJ 1 in Boats & Boating

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Who wants my eggs? I am selling them for $10,000 dollars! Any buyers?

Come on, you know you want to have babies with my eggs!

2007-04-29 12:49:05 · 2 answers · asked by Dwight 2 in Other - Business & Finance

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how can I self teach calculus to myself without spending a lot of money and so that I remember what I learn?

I want to do this over three months in the summer

2007-04-29 12:48:55 · 7 answers · asked by Kiwi_Sayonara 2 in Mathematics

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What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Weeeeeee?

2007-04-29 12:48:53 · 26 answers · asked by GleN 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Why is this guy the dadge trying to get me banned?

I never said any hurtful things to him. I dont think I have even ever answered a question from him. Plz dont think badly of me because of him, he has me in tears im so upset

2007-04-29 12:48:40 · 3 answers · asked by elaeblue 7 in Other - Family & Relationships

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Freedom: Say what you want!?

Uhm... Nothing! Just wanted to post my FIRST ever question... ^_^

2007-04-29 12:48:40 · 11 answers · asked by EmoGhurlLearns2Rock 1 in Polls & Surveys

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global warming caused by air pollution that results from the burning of fossil fuels is an example of ...?

a) an impact of technology
b) science and technology helping each other
c) a benefit of technology
d) an international impact of technology

2007-04-29 12:48:35 · 15 answers · asked by lady_crysa 2 in Earth Sciences & Geology

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how did the haitian defeat of napoleon's forces lead to the selling of louisiana territory?

I need to know at least three reasons how the defeat led to Napoleon selling the Louisian territory for fifteen million dollars.

2007-04-29 12:48:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

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Does any one else just love being the weirdo?

I love keeping random objects in my belly button... and putting the word "remote" down on a question for a test if I don't know the answer.

2007-04-29 12:48:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys