The president is receiving his daily briefing.It concludes by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."
"OH DEAR GOD NO," Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks, "How many is a Brazillion.
President Bush is rehearsing his speech for the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games. He begins his remarks with "Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!"
Immediately his speech writer rushes over to the lectern and whispers in the President's ear: "Mr President, those are the Olympic rings.
Your speech is underneath
2007-04-29 12:51:42 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Will u gimme a star if u like it?Thanx
2007-04-29 12:51:58 · update #1
6/10 for the first one,7 for the next.here's a star.it's always nice to hear bush jokes
2007-04-29 17:10:08 · answer #1 · answered by gutter_flower 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
6
2007-04-29 12:54:27 · answer #2 · answered by Many4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2007-04-29 12:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by lovepets 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
10/10
2007-04-30 01:54:10 · answer #4 · answered by Deena 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. About 4/5 on both
2007-04-29 13:12:33 · answer #5 · answered by Sailor Moon and Music Lover 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The first joke is really good. Unfortunately, the second one is not original at all. This joke was told about Brezhnev for many years by Russians. Now, that you mentioned it, I do see the similarity.
2007-04-29 16:17:23 · answer #6 · answered by Zelda Hunter 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked the 1st one extra perfect, however the 2d has extra type, in spite of the certainty that the 1st is extra humorous, however the 2d is maximum in all probability to ensue incredibly, however the 1st you are able to, too, and the 2d is the main embarrassing because of the fact it occurred in public, however the 1st one is embarrassing too because of the fact he mentioned that for the time of front of the numerous human beings...... OMG!! i'm no longer able to come to a variety!! the two one among them are heavily humorous!! in case you tell a humorous tale from the two of those 2, think approximately to tell the different one too.. ANTI-BUSH marketing campaign!!!?
2016-12-29 17:38:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give any George Bush joke a 10 but the first one, for me, is an 11.
2007-04-29 13:03:45 · answer #8 · answered by Michelle V 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Haha. I heard the first one a while ago and it was funny then. The second one's funnier though.
First one about 8 out of 10 and the second one about 9 out of 10.
2007-04-29 12:54:18 · answer #9 · answered by sparkly_chrimsa 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
2 funny
2007-04-29 12:54:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋