Okay so we have an english assignment to write an essay about our expertise, and my teacher doesnt give out the easy grades, so I choose somthing funny to help maybe pursuade him. Tell me what you think:
Cassie Wingate
HOW TO TEACH YOUR CAT NOT TO POOP ON THE FLOOR
First off, do not be upset with your cat when you come home to a piece of poop on your carpet. They do not know better. Cats do not learn as easily as dogs or other animals do. Although, cats may have more knowledge than we know they do, because we are their slaves.
In order to gain the most efficiency in solving this problem you must detect why the cat has chosen to vandalize your innocent carpet, table, chair, sofa, etc. In doing so, investigate the premises. First, check out the litter box. Is the litter box too dirty? Is it too clean? Ask yourself, why would you do it? Continuing the investigation, inspect the food situation. Did she eat something bad? Is she sick? Do not leave out any possibilities that it was not her intention. If you do find that she may have just done the deed out of sheer rudeness, this is where my method comes in handy.
I have had much success in what I like to call the “Self-Cleaning” method. You find your kitty; the suspect of the offense, find the poop; the offense, and point at it in front of her making sure you have her attention.
Next, up, to position your cat to the right angle in which it will be easy access for her paws to come together and pick up the piece of poo. I never pick up her poop for her if she meant to poop there. If she was sick, I would clean it up myself because I am an understanding and forgiving person.
Now, you must carry the cat while she holds the poo, to the nearest waste receptacle. After it has been disposed, you sit down and have a chat with the cat. Explain to her why you do not want her to poop on the floor. Tell her it is wrong. Show her the litter box, and maybe if you feel it may be more effective, place the poop inside the box instead of just throwing it right away. If you place the poop back where it belongs then of course, she will start to think that maybe this is where I need to put it and nowhere else.
Another thing to keep in mind is your cat may be unaware that she leaves poop in the wrong place. For instance, does the cat have long hair? Perhaps the poop sticks to the hair and comes off at a later point in which it finds itself to be on your carpet, this is common. To help with this situation, you may want to clip her hair short around her behind. If you need to clip her hair, do it while she is relaxed; maybe she could be sleeping in your lap.
As a cat owner, I have noticed a vast improvement in my cat’s disposal habits. If your cat does not improve her actions, and you made sure it was not because of the other reasons, then at least you will get a good laugh out of my “Self-Cleaning” method.
2007-03-05
02:06:00
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