All categories - 28 February 2007

Three guys talk in the office after a night out.

First guy says, "Man!! I was sooo drunk last night!! I'm tellin you it took me 3hrs to get home!! and I only live 100m from that bar!"

Second man says, "Thats nothing, I can't even remember gettin home, I was sooooo drunk!"

Third guy says quietly, "man I was so drunk, when I got home I blew chunks!"

The first two look at him and say "well thats not that bad!!"

Third guy replies "Chunks is the name of my dog?!?!"

2007-02-28 02:51:02 · 11 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Why? Did you tell him?

2007-02-28 02:51:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I am traveling with a friend and two small children to San Antonio, TX from Atlanta, GA. I need awesome driving directions that are safe and kid friendly. I don't want backroads or anything weird. We will need to make lots of potty breaks.

2007-02-28 02:51:00 · 4 answers · asked by Jessica B 1 in Other - United States

If someone is suffering from depression and thinks about suicide can The person who is under age get help without their parents knowing?

2007-02-28 02:50:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

my computer is running really slowly.
i have a fairly fast computer and lots of free space.
i have lots of memory but only a small percentage available.
my question is, if i have lots of free space and lots of memory, and very few programs actually installed, why is it running so slowly.
i can't find anything running in the background.

2007-02-28 02:50:53 · 9 answers · asked by Mountain One 3 in Other - Computers

If not, could someone please tell me what racial identity is? Thank You

2007-02-28 02:50:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sociology

i,m looking for a band called "fruits of passion" with the album of the same name. i cant seem to find the album anywhere so any help would b usefull

2007-02-28 02:50:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I have today off, plenty of time to eat, and i dont eat seafood, crow or my words,or your words,or my dust. Oh and i cant cook

2007-02-28 02:50:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Dining Out

if everyones avatar was a real photograph of themslves, if your perception of them would change?

2007-02-28 02:50:45 · 30 answers · asked by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 in Polls & Surveys

most creative gets 10 pts.

2007-02-28 02:50:41 · 28 answers · asked by dianabarff 3 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-28 02:50:39 · 17 answers · asked by Oddly Osbourne 2 in Words & Wordplay

2007-02-28 02:50:36 · 29 answers · asked by sri 3 in Gender Studies

That is how far from where you live?

2007-02-28 02:50:34 · 8 answers · asked by Tribble Macher 6 in Religion & Spirituality

What is the value of a UOP Degree. Would an MBA mean much of anything. I've heard that it is not an accredited business program, and that putting it on your resume may actually be counterproductive. What is the truth?

2007-02-28 02:50:32 · 6 answers · asked by Art Vandalay 2 in Higher Education (University +)

when we were on the first multi player computer game, i was always introduced as her partner, or referred to as my partner. We are on a second game now and she is refering to me as her girlfriend. To me the girlfriend tag refers to a casual relationship while the partner tag refers to a committed loving relationship. She said that to her they mean the same thing, but I told her they do not mean the same thing to other people, especially people who do not know us. She has also used the girlfriend tag in the real world. Please let me know what you think about this.

2007-02-28 02:50:31 · 4 answers · asked by Misty 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-28 02:50:31 · 12 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

I always assumed that I was bi because I was still attracted to men. Last night a coworker introduced me to this really great guy and I ended up going to his house to hang out. We started fooling around and I found myself wishing he were a woman. I spent most the night doing the whole soul searching thing and knew that I was not bisexual, but gay. I know he is attracted to me and I don't want to hurt his pride but I don't want to pretend.

2007-02-28 02:50:24 · 7 answers · asked by witch_alina 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Can someone please explain to me how we can be represented by leadership that is not a part of our system? Do you think they care about being over run, our health care or retirement? Why go off shore for cheap labor, its here now and getting cheaper. I still get up each day with a glimmer of hope, but I fear the end is near. God help us all.

2007-02-28 02:50:24 · 1 answers · asked by Rollnrock 1 in Government

advantages and disadvantages you find in homeworking...

2007-02-28 02:50:12 · 6 answers · asked by MaryaMadrid 2 in Homework Help

This is a very unusual situation I have. I have a Dell inspiron 4000 laptop and it just happens that i wanted to re-format my windows XP. but i realized that my cd drive isn't working anymore so i decided to hook my external CD burner to my pc. When the laptop is on, the cd is well recognized from that source. But my problem now is that i can't find a way to boot the cd from the external cd drive. How do i do it? Or does anyone have a better solution for me to format my laptop given that the internal cd drive isn't working?
and no, im not going to buy a new one right now.

Thank you for your help.

2007-02-28 02:50:10 · 8 answers · asked by ff9_terra 2 in Laptops & Notebooks

If you could have any ten wrestlers round for dinner, who would you invite?

2007-02-28 02:50:09 · 20 answers · asked by :) 5 in Wrestling

I am website designer, whenever I try to open my page which contains JavaScript code in Internet Explorer. It stops my Javascript program from running and displays a warning message. I have to right and select ALLOWED BLOCKED CONTENT, then only the program runs. It happens with all types of my javascript programs. But I have checked other websites which contain javascript program on their page. But this alert doesnt occur when i visit their website, it only occurs on the websites i have made. Is there any way to bypass this alert in Internet Explorer?

2007-02-28 02:50:07 · 1 answers · asked by Indian Guy 2 in Programming & Design

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2007-02-28 02:50:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I don't - I am in and out and that's it.... when I take a bath I sometimes read but NOT on the toilet LMAO....

2007-02-28 02:50:04 · 20 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

I met an awesome guy recently. We have mutual friends. He is recently divorced (his wife left him). I know that he is interested in me, I can see it all over his face. He seems reluctant for some reason (possibly not wanting to get rejected again). Is there a certain way to let him know that it is okay to talk to me? He hasn't even asked for my number. How do you deal with a man that is newly divorced and looking to be back on the 'singles scene'?

2007-02-28 02:50:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

a leather mask and a whip?

2007-02-28 02:49:53 · 3 answers · asked by kimmycat 4 in Polls & Surveys