Three guys talk in the office after a night out.
First guy says, "Man!! I was sooo drunk last night!! I'm tellin you it took me 3hrs to get home!! and I only live 100m from that bar!"
Second man says, "Thats nothing, I can't even remember gettin home, I was sooooo drunk!"
Third guy says quietly, "man I was so drunk, when I got home I blew chunks!"
The first two look at him and say "well thats not that bad!!"
Third guy replies "Chunks is the name of my dog?!?!"
2007-02-28 02:51:02 · 11 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehe... That's terrible... I like it!!
...Keep em coming tomorrow to keep me going through the working day!
:-D
xx
2007-02-28 03:09:22 · answer #1 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whoo! poor chunky! LOL!
Here is one on a real drinker:
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders 3 pints of
Guinness, and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip
out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes
back to the bar and orders 3 more.
Bartender says, "Y'know, a pint goes flat after I draw it
-- it would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, "Well, y'see, I have two brothers.
One is in America, the other is in Australia, and I'm here
in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised we'd drink
this way, to remember the days when we drank together."
The bartender admits it's a nice custom, and leaves it
there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: orders 3 pints and drinks them in
turn.
One day, he comes in and orders 2 pints. All the regulars
notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for
the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to
intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences
on your great loss."
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns
in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone's
fine. I've just quit drinking."
2007-02-28 02:59:43 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that jogs my memory... a guy walks right into a Bar and requests 5 tumblers of at as quickly as vodka. after the guy downs the 1st 2 quite rapidly, the bartender asks, whats the frenzy? the guy replies, i've got basically experienced my first ********. bartender replies: so your celebrating then! the guy says: NO, i'm attempting to get the style out of my mouth!
2016-12-14 07:30:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww is right
2007-02-28 04:09:20 · answer #4 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disgusting and illegal. Cute.
2007-02-28 03:00:05 · answer #5 · answered by sexmagnet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww
2007-02-28 03:02:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
..laugh right out loud.....that put a smile on my face today..
...thanx. (muah!)...
2007-02-28 02:59:47 · answer #7 · answered by chillie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew and sad I think!!
2007-02-28 02:55:01 · answer #8 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's gross! ewwww! is right.
2007-02-28 02:56:58 · answer #9 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny/ nasty.
2007-02-28 02:57:52 · answer #10 · answered by Rene C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋