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> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
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>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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> HAPPINESS
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>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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> LONGEVITY
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>Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
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> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
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>A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
2007-02-22
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