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> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
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>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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> HAPPINESS
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>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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> LONGEVITY
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>Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
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> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
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>A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
2007-02-22 00:17:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You gave me a good laugh. Did you make these up yourself?
2007-02-22 00:20:32 · answer #1 · answered by Chelsea 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I LOVE IT... I'm gonna copy and paste this into Word doc.
This is definately wisdom developed from experience.
2007-02-22 16:48:33 · answer #2 · answered by M.O. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent all-around. I especially liked (and related to) "Discussion Technique."
2007-02-22 08:27:00 · answer #3 · answered by nick_g22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both, but what you learn from it makes all the difference
2007-02-22 08:25:12 · answer #4 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well said and so ture. lol 10/10.
2007-02-22 08:20:51 · answer #5 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is good only to read (not applicable in real life)
2007-02-22 08:20:58 · answer #6 · answered by KingSAT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wisdom
2007-02-22 08:20:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yes, indeedy! LOL.
2007-02-24 22:06:14 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty sexist if you ask me
2007-02-22 08:20:34 · answer #9 · answered by *Jenny from the block* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wisdom.......
2007-02-22 09:11:13 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋