Just before competing in the 2001 Open Golf Championship. Tiger Woods was touring the links courses in Ireland and pulls into a petrol station in his huge Mercedes. "Houdy," he says to the attendant. "Can you fill her up please?"
As he pulls out his keys, two of his wooden tee's fall out of his pocket.
"Sweet Mary!" says the attendant. "And what are they for?"
Tiger looks down and smiles.
"They are for resting my balls on when I drive off," said Tiger.
"Bejasus!" cries the attendant. "Those Mecedes people think of everything."
2007-02-21
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