Just before competing in the 2001 Open Golf Championship. Tiger Woods was touring the links courses in Ireland and pulls into a petrol station in his huge Mercedes. "Houdy," he says to the attendant. "Can you fill her up please?"
As he pulls out his keys, two of his wooden tee's fall out of his pocket.
"Sweet Mary!" says the attendant. "And what are they for?"
Tiger looks down and smiles.
"They are for resting my balls on when I drive off," said Tiger.
"Bejasus!" cries the attendant. "Those Mecedes people think of everything."
2007-02-21 23:39:01 · 7 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i lmao. thats a good one . i would give it a 10+++
2007-02-21 23:48:12 · answer #1 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have that option in my 1983 Chevette. It is an aftermarket modification not standard.
2007-02-21 23:42:53 · answer #2 · answered by fade_this_rally 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least he didn't tell the attendant about how he washes them.
2007-02-21 23:44:01 · answer #3 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...10/5 star like the joke...thank u..
2007-02-21 23:42:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this so doesnt sound sexual..not at all. lmaooo.
2007-02-21 23:42:13 · answer #5 · answered by little lizzy lou lemon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe...
2007-02-21 23:41:48 · answer #6 · answered by yongmunyee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-22 00:05:21 · answer #7 · answered by FortuneCookiie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋