1) If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
2) If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
3) How come abbreviated is such a long word?
4) If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?
5) If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
6) Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
7) Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
8) Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
9) Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
10) If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
2007-02-03
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