1) If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
2) If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
3) How come abbreviated is such a long word?
4) If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?
5) If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
6) Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
7) Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
8) Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
9) Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
10) If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
2007-02-03 22:53:30 · 7 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.. nice ones... makes u think.. hehe
i've been wondering about this one for quite some time.. (4) If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?) lol
2007-02-03 23:06:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. that was good. Feel slow though cause it took me like five minutes to get number 9.
2007-02-03 23:05:20 · answer #2 · answered by Sleepless in MN 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
quite amusing but still trying to figure out if ya choke a smurf what color does it turn
2007-02-03 23:38:17 · answer #3 · answered by michael p 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you get a star
2007-02-03 23:22:48 · answer #4 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. Best laughs!!! LOL!!!
2007-02-03 23:03:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Will this be on the test?
2007-02-04 14:33:59 · answer #6 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hiya Short thanks for the laff very very good loved it LMAO here
2007-02-03 22:57:08 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋