All categories - 2 February 2007

We are accused of insulting them, so how can they insult us?

2007-02-02 17:34:05 · 25 answers · asked by S K 7 in Religion & Spirituality

I've seen some videos and I own the Live in Cuba DVD-which is amazing. I just wanted to know what you thought about it because I really want to go see them play. Also a concert story would be cool. thanks

2007-02-02 17:34:03 · 3 answers · asked by Ghurricane87 4 in Music

My lips are becoming chaffed in the cold weather, and I need some chapstick; so, I'm thinking about borrowing some from a neighbor and drooling all over it so that she'll let me keep it...assuming that there is a chance she'd let me keep it once I drool all over it.

2007-02-02 17:33:55 · 20 answers · asked by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 in Etiquette

can you tell me how to put an ICON as a picture caption ???

2007-02-02 17:33:53 · 5 answers · asked by j 4 in Polls & Surveys

if jesus was alive would he be like almost all men now and not have a beard?

2007-02-02 17:33:52 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Keep the joke going ... add an extra line yourself

A Dad comes home from work and the kids are unusually helpful and interested in getting dad into a good mood.
"OK, kids. What's wrong ... what's happened?"
"OK, we'll tell you. But don't say anything till we've finished, OK?"
"Well, dad, we have some Good News and Bad News ..."
"Good News, dad. We found a way to get more responsible ... "
"And the Bad News ... we got a dog."
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh"
"The Good News is, it was free! It followed us home."
"The Bad News is, it may belong to someone else"
"The Good News is, they may not want it anymore"
"The Bad News is, it has fleas ..."
"The Good News is, we gave it a bath"
"The Bad News is, it ran into a different room before we could dry it"
"The Good News is, the dog is now dry"
"The Bad News is ...

your turn. keep the Good News - Bad News going.
Copy and paste the line before you that you continue on from to help make sence of the joke
Have fun

2007-02-02 17:33:42 · 11 answers · asked by wizebloke 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-02 17:33:40 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-02 17:33:39 · 4 answers · asked by killua 1 in Other - Society & Culture

My girlfriend and I have an unsual relationship. Whenever we are out together and I notice another really hot woman, my girlfriend enjoys proving to me that she can get this woman into her bed while I cant. The only problem is she is right and they never let me join in with them. Instead, they make me sit outside but close enough so that if they call I can serve them refreshments. I still have not slept with my girlfriend even though we live together and I do all the housework. I also have half my monthly salary deposited directly into her account. I love her to death but it is agony listening to her moan for hours with another woman behind a closed door. Begging them doesn't help, they only laugh at me more whenever I do, and I do beg them alot. Sometimes if I take them out shopping on my credit card and carry all their purchases she will let me kiss her feet but that is the most I ever seem to get. Is there anything more I can do for her. I would die if we broke up, she knows it too.

2007-02-02 17:33:38 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I'm wondering what others think about my wanting to raise children again, after the age of 45. I have 2 wonderful children who are now in their 20's, but my heart is aching to do this a second time with the right person. I know this would need to be with someone who's heart also aches for this, surely not alone. . I would love to know what others think of this. Thanks so much for your thoughts.

2007-02-02 17:33:37 · 9 answers · asked by CHERI * 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/viewer.asp?ID=335

2007-02-02 17:33:35 · 4 answers · asked by Tator Salad 2 in Polls & Surveys

Why we are watching like blind and deaf expactotar,our childs are brutely killed,our sisters,mothers are raped.There is no administration if you have money can rape any body,can assult any body,can kill any body.The money can purchase any thing.But what we the Poors will do,either to leave the things happening or to become a slabe of mony.Or what can we do to bring a revolution in a country.So the things can be prevent.

2007-02-02 17:33:32 · 7 answers · asked by ram d 1 in Law & Ethics

AND why is it funny?

2007-02-02 17:33:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have a fascination with older cars...and I know that in 1890 Thomas Ahearn invented the first electic car heater...but what about before these were commonly used? I was told recently that there was a "box" in older cars where you would build a small fire. It sounds insane! I can't find anything via google...Is there any truth to this? If not, is there some other way that cars were heated before the electric car heater?

2007-02-02 17:33:26 · 4 answers · asked by just me 4 in Other - Cars & Transportation

Love Him. Trust Him. Respect Him. Care Him. Treat Him good. Again Love Him... Love Him... Love Him...

2007-02-02 17:33:17 · 9 answers · asked by farzhl 1 in Singles & Dating

i'm going to a party tomorrow night and everyone is suppose to wear a ugly sweater. i love sweater and have lots of them, but none that are tacky. does anyone have any ideas how i can make any of my sweaters look tacky without ruining them? i do want to somewhat match also. i will be wearing jeans and pointed hooker boots. thanks guys for any advice and stay warm!

2007-02-02 17:33:12 · 9 answers · asked by portuguese_tease 2 in Singles & Dating

Ladies if its a first date, should a guy try to hold you hand or if you go to the movies it is ok if the guy puts his arms around you.

2007-02-02 17:33:10 · 6 answers · asked by captstevenfusmc 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-02 17:32:58 · 3 answers · asked by inyrfcgul 3 in Add-ons

my friends can get on there myspace on there computers. But I cant on my computer

2007-02-02 17:32:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

A while back, I thought I read somewhere that some of the male wrestlers dislike Candice Michelle the most. Candice is my favorite.

2007-02-02 17:32:40 · 7 answers · asked by A_WWE_FAN_4LYFE 6 in Wrestling

can you have herpes for6 to 7 years before you find out that you have it.

2007-02-02 17:32:37 · 4 answers · asked by lovejones 1 in STDs

mine is the 427 Shelby Cobra !!!

2007-02-02 17:32:35 · 21 answers · asked by BIGDAWG 4 in Polls & Surveys

lets say a christian guy likes a non-religous girl... would the christian religion accept it? and what if the girl wants to remain non-religious? and at what church would they marry? and is divorce accepted by the christian community?/

2007-02-02 17:32:16 · 22 answers · asked by assesina989 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-02 17:32:15 · 26 answers · asked by jenjei2004 1 in Mythology & Folklore

ok i really need to know. Most wanted is the dream spell.

2007-02-02 17:32:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

In chorus class we have to follow a dress code for concerts our spring concert we are doing 50's and 60's rock in roll my friends mom won't buy her the stuff she needs but her mom can buy herself a $100.00
worth in clothes jewlery and make upwe have to have a black shirt ,a poodle skirt keds shoes and bobby socks and that all we need for now i don't know what to do about her problems oh yeah her mom said untill she loses 40 pounds she ain't buying anything she need please help me ???

2007-02-02 17:31:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

ok i like this boy, and he doesnt like me. i sit by him and hes always joking around. what should i do to make him like me?? like i changed my ways and it still didnt help. i need answers

2007-02-02 17:31:49 · 4 answers · asked by Jaden Lee 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-02 17:31:46 · 4 answers · asked by leocpa1946 1 in Cooking & Recipes

pls do get me d answer for my question...

2007-02-02 17:31:42 · 4 answers · asked by joe_cruize 1 in Studying Abroad