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A Dad comes home from work and the kids are unusually helpful and interested in getting dad into a good mood.
"OK, kids. What's wrong ... what's happened?"
"OK, we'll tell you. But don't say anything till we've finished, OK?"
"Well, dad, we have some Good News and Bad News ..."
"Good News, dad. We found a way to get more responsible ... "
"And the Bad News ... we got a dog."
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh"
"The Good News is, it was free! It followed us home."
"The Bad News is, it may belong to someone else"
"The Good News is, they may not want it anymore"
"The Bad News is, it has fleas ..."
"The Good News is, we gave it a bath"
"The Bad News is, it ran into a different room before we could dry it"
"The Good News is, the dog is now dry"
"The Bad News is ...
your turn. keep the Good News - Bad News going.
Copy and paste the line before you that you continue on from to help make sence of the joke
Have fun
2007-02-02 17:33:42 · 11 answers · asked by wizebloke 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"The Good News is, the dog is now dry"
.."the bad news is, he shook off in the kitchen while Mom was cooking and dinner may taste a little like flea shampoo"
The good news is it won't go to waste
The bad news is the dog ate it
The good news is he's full now
The bad news is he's not housetrained
The good news is he's a puppy and very trainable
The bad news is he's a puppy and still teething
The good news is he found something to chew on that's not furniture
The bad news is those magazines under your bed are now shredded into tiny, slobberdy, pieces.
The good news is, we cleaned it up
the bad news is, it left a slimy residue on your bed, and clogged up the plumbing.
the good news is we called the plumber
the bad news is he's not available till Monday.
the good news is, he won't charge after-hours fees
The bad news is, it's still expensive...
The good news is, we'll pay for it from our allowance
the bad news is, we already spent our allowance on a leash and collar, then a cable because he can climb the fence.
2007-02-02 18:40:04 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bad News is, we dried the dog using the microwave.
The Good News is, we already buried it..
2007-02-02 18:03:13 · answer #2 · answered by theHEADLINER 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bad news is, it`s a tiger. The good news is, I`m a lion.
2014-02-07 01:11:05 · answer #3 · answered by Asteroid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bad news is it dried itself on your bed. The good news is its asleep.
2007-02-02 17:39:24 · answer #4 · answered by Debbie O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the good news is up wages, the bad news is lost your work ( ha ha )
2013-10-21 17:56:22 · answer #5 · answered by stark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bad news is.. he's still in the microwave
the good news is.. the timer hasn't gone off yet
2007-02-02 17:37:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
from to help make sence of the joke
I Have Ten Sence
2007-02-02 17:39:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bad news is it ate your dinner.....the good news is its now too full to move
(HA HA)
2007-02-02 18:02:48 · answer #8 · answered by littlemunkay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I often end up submitting the same thing on other sites
2016-08-14 08:19:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What? On the roof? Why?" "She always remained with your favourite dog."
2016-03-29 02:33:20 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋