All categories - 13 December 2006

Husband always insisted on making love in the dark,
After 20 years wife turns on the light and finds him holding a vibrator,She goes mental,"You Impotent b@stard! How could you lie to me all these years"
Husband looks her straight in the eye & calmly says " i'll explain the toy,you explain the kids"

2006-12-13 22:21:49 · 29 answers · asked by carshalton70 3 in Jokes & Riddles

it's a very important question...

2006-12-13 22:21:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

Christmass is the celebration of the birth of Jesus of Nazareth, so why are the devils so upset on nativity scenes or other icons related to this holyday ,and aren demanding ,mind you ,they be taken down! Well if one does not agree to something ,just look at it tru others eyes, how come these same people dont demand the Jews take down the hanukah lights? Chinese put symbols up to the Buddah, the same people are also silent on this, it seems to me ,the destruction of the United Sta will not come about externally, but from inside its own heart! Speak up, lets go to court and counter sue! Who are they to tell me , demand I remove my 3 kings, or nativity from MY OWN BACKYARD???? Bananas1

2006-12-13 22:21:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I am attending a dinner this evening with the Ashanti King of Ghana. I am a female. How am I supposed to greet him? Do I curtsey/bow? Please help.

2006-12-13 22:21:29 · 6 answers · asked by cat1967 2 in Etiquette

They are always clean but they are all crooked... I have had a person call them teeth from hell . That has stuck with me for a while. I feel ugly when i am smiling or she can see my teeth... What should i do? Get dental work is the obvious thing to do but i can not afford that...one day i will i'm sure..
thanks in advance

2006-12-13 22:21:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Germany has demanded a rethink on EU guidelines on condom size after finding its average penis did not measure up. Doctors around Essen were ordered by the government's health department to check out the average size suggested by Brussels. They reported the EU has overestimated the size of the average penis by almost 20% and insist other countries will discover the same.

Urologist Gunther Hagler, head of the team compiling the research, said: "By checking hundreds of patients we found German penises were too small for standard EU condoms. "On average they were 14.48 cms long and 3.95 cms wide. That makes them much smaller than the EU standard condom size of 17 cms in length and 5.6 cms in width." He denied the German man was any smaller than the rest of Europe, adding: "We think the EU has got its sums wrong, and if other countries were to check out their men's assets they would find the EU has made a mistake in its calculations.

"There should be a rethink and the EU statisticians should check their figures again. After all, they have also ruled EU standard condoms should be able to hold 18 litres of fluid without breaking, which also seems a bit excessive."

2006-12-13 22:21:10 · 2 answers · asked by Ahmad M 1 in Men's Health

from being a sharp feaqtured face my face now looks more rounded. i wanna lose all th excess fat thats causing the look.... sugestions plz............................

2006-12-13 22:21:09 · 7 answers · asked by 911 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

Why does Santa have to jingle his bells with gay abandon and a devilish laugh of Ho Ho Ho on the Silent Night on which Jesus was born so that Christians can make complete fools of their innocent children?

If Santa is Father Christmas then who is the father of Jesus?

CHRISTMAS IS LIKE SANTA CLAUS! You know the Fatman is a fake and a big fat lie but you go along with it anyway as you deceive innocent children and make them future liars to their own innocent children

The Dictionary of the Bible says that: By the 5th. Century, the Church (of Rome) had concerned itself enough to have set December 25 as the date of Jesus’ birth. This had been the date of the Festival of the Sun God Zeus and to the Christians a greater light was come, Jesus Christ, the true light of the World.

The Romans worshipped Zeus and Zeus is seen in The Acts of the Apostles (14:12-13). Mithra was a son of Zeus, but is Jesus Zeus come down as his own son? And Sunday is for worship of the Sun God Zeus.

2006-12-13 22:21:06 · 13 answers · asked by mythkiller-zuba 6 in Religion & Spirituality

We all know where it is, above the instrument cluster, and has a glove box located in it somewhere. Why on earth would it be named a dashboard?

2006-12-13 22:21:05 · 5 answers · asked by robmunro_1999 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-12-13 22:21:05 · 2 answers · asked by Jithu 2 in Higher Education (University +)

It's my Birthday... the Big 3 0...
What would you like to wish me?

2006-12-13 22:20:59 · 22 answers · asked by Luv Thy Neighbour! 5 in Other - Holidays

2006-12-13 22:20:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when pinochet and russian spy execute, both now is dead,
bush execute soon?
Please, you like, I does not want execute, thank kind, is un nice
to be execute

2006-12-13 22:20:23 · 8 answers · asked by 99tzm 3 in Current Events

2006-12-13 22:20:14 · 3 answers · asked by faisal k 1 in Delhi and NCR

2006-12-13 22:20:01 · 8 answers · asked by ReAdInG tHiS wAsTeS 5 SeCoNdS oF yOuR pReCiOuS LiFe 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-13 22:19:59 · 17 answers · asked by nino a. 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-13 22:19:52 · 14 answers · asked by dee_wow 1 in Friends

2006-12-13 22:19:50 · 10 answers · asked by bobs4542001 1 in Fashion & Accessories

passing through (-3,2) w/ slope -1
could you pls. give me the steps on how to formulate a linear equation.

2006-12-13 22:19:47 · 9 answers · asked by avenger 2 in Mathematics

2006-12-13 22:19:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

2006-12-13 22:19:46 · 5 answers · asked by sci_voir 1 in Dancing

I have, but I fought it. I'm Stayin' Alive

2006-12-13 22:19:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want to see and save the pictures of efal tower.

2006-12-13 22:19:17 · 4 answers · asked by Abutt 1 in History

I think I'd live in a grocery store, and Best Buy.

2006-12-13 22:19:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Should i teach him the game dot to dot i wouldn't use a perminent marker???

2006-12-13 22:18:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

just curious

2006-12-13 22:18:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

If u show in the bedroom with a biggy, u could see how her eyes glows, but u will get flagged down, if u have a tiny. A friend of mine is good looking & everything, but no girl want him after the first slam . As well (not bragging) i know that my phone rings off the huck, after.

2006-12-13 22:18:43 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-12-13 22:18:36 · 8 answers · asked by dave77davis 1 in Astronomy & Space

6. By the time he ( ), we will have already left.

a. comes b. came c. have come d. come

2006-12-13 22:18:32 · 12 answers · asked by IamPa 1 in Languages