2006-12-13 22:20:01 · 8 answers · asked by ReAdInG tHiS wAsTeS 5 SeCoNdS oF yOuR pReCiOuS LiFe 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The traveling incense salesman was walking along the dusty road out of New Delhi when he realized he needed a place to sleep. He saw the root gatherers hut in the distance and headed for it. He knocked at the entrance-way and the root gatherer came to the door and said "Yes". The incense salesman said, " I am a traveling incense salesman and I need a place to sleep for the night." The root gatherer said, " You are welcome to sleep here, but you will have to sleep up in the loft with my daughter." He answered "OK" and climbed the ladder to the loft. The next morning he came down and squatted down next to the root gatherer and accepted a cup of tea. The root gatherer asked, "Did you enjoy sleeping with my daughter?". The salesman said, "Yes I did very very much, but I have to ask, why was there rice in her mouth?". The root gatherer replied, "Oh, that is not rice, that is maggots, she has been dead for two years."
2006-12-14 03:26:23 · answer #1 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Where's My Rolex
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex!"
2006-12-14 06:22:43 · answer #2 · answered by zdog 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not really the funniest, but it's all that i could remember:
5-Secrets of A Perfect Relationship
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks
from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
2006-12-14 06:24:50 · answer #3 · answered by marbie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
2006-12-14 07:25:44 · answer #4 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl asked his father "Daddy, does every fairy tale started it stories with once upon a time?"
And her daddy replied"No, there are more fairy tales who started with if I elected, i promise i will...."
U like it?
2006-12-14 06:41:15 · answer #5 · answered by luke s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your mother is so ugly she makes an union cry
Your mother is so fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil
2006-12-14 07:18:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
george w bush/tony blair
2006-12-14 06:22:03 · answer #7 · answered by archaeologia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know why i cant eat M&MS Because i dont know how to peal them
2006-12-14 06:25:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋