Husband always insisted on making love in the dark,
After 20 years wife turns on the light and finds him holding a vibrator,She goes mental,"You Impotent b@stard! How could you lie to me all these years"
Husband looks her straight in the eye & calmly says " i'll explain the toy,you explain the kids"
2006-12-13 22:21:49 · 29 answers · asked by carshalton70 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, good one not heard this one before!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-13 22:25:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
Gd 1 i didn't expect that, it's a bit wired if u think about it like how the kids happened if she didn't know that he was using a vibrator.
2006-12-14 07:50:12 · answer #2 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-14 06:24:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one it's been a while since I heard it though
2006-12-14 12:36:56 · answer #4 · answered by Noclue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quick laugh - Ha
2006-12-14 06:26:39 · answer #5 · answered by jonti 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good one.
2006-12-14 06:25:19 · answer #6 · answered by Cutebunny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one before. Its really funny, I laughed my butt off
2006-12-14 06:24:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one i have 1
santa kills a deer and prepared it for his children...
the kids got confuse that what was it....
santa gives them a clue he said it is that what ur mother call me (dear)
one of his child said "no one eat it its a donkey".
2006-12-14 06:30:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-12-14 07:10:05 · answer #9 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke takes the cake.
2006-12-14 07:10:08 · answer #10 · answered by curious 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2006-12-14 07:59:29 · answer #11 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋