All categories - 11 December 2006

fyi, its a net amount after you have paid all the bills etc.

2006-12-11 14:04:19 · 49 answers · asked by ≈ ฬ ≈ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapenos: you never know what's going to burn your ***.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't need them again.

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where in the hell is the ceiling?

My reality check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!!!

You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Everyone is someone else's weirdo.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

Be careful...a pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the ***.

Don't be irreplaceable --- if you can't be replaced, you won't be promoted.

The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

So this isn't Home Sweet Home . . . Adjust!

Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

I'd love to live life in the fast lane, but I'm married to a speed bump.

Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without a hard-on, make him a sandwich!

What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it!

How can you tell which bottle contains her PMS medicine? It's the one with bite marks on the cap!

2006-12-11 14:04:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

husband is on strict diet, no sodium,egg yolk, or fat. Even angel food cake has salt in it. help!

2006-12-11 14:04:16 · 14 answers · asked by stosh 2 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-12-11 14:04:14 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Botany

2006-12-11 14:04:10 · 4 answers · asked by wdr31 3 in Wrestling

The saving bond is being purchased for a child. If it matures in say, 7 years, do you just cash it in and buy another one or does it continue to accrue interest until she needs it for school?

2006-12-11 14:04:09 · 4 answers · asked by kathyw0728 2 in Personal Finance

Ladies, could you take a guy out?

2006-12-11 14:04:09 · 21 answers · asked by ... 6 in Polls & Surveys

i need some coldplay or any kind of piano sheet music...if anyone would like to trade piano sheet music for some violin sheet music that would be cool too idk i just need something to play.....

2006-12-11 14:04:08 · 3 answers · asked by Adreeee 1 in Music

2006-12-11 14:04:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

OK i just had a baby about 2 months ago and the man i thought was the father isn't. I kind of known since day one but just went along with it anyway. I deided to tell him when the baby was born, but other people said i shouldn't had said nothing and let that man be the father. THEY told me to lie to him again and tell him i just said that becuse i was mad at him for having another girl pregant, but the only reason i think they wanted me to say that is to save face for them, becuse one of them is dating his brother. So i went along with it anyway and reversed wht i said. I feel really bad becuse i know who the real father is and i can't tell him because all of the drama. They said that my son needs a father and if he is willing to go along with it no questions ask let him be the father. So i ask did i do the right thing? But even telling him that he hasn't baught the baby anything or even called to check up on him. So would you rather have him have no dad at all then to have a half ***

2006-12-11 14:04:04 · 19 answers · asked by mylipshot 2 in Parenting

What other popular tv show used the same outdoor sets as Gunsmoke, in Simi Valley,Calif.?

2006-12-11 14:03:47 · 2 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Television

I think we should. I think it's dumb how their criminal records are wiped clean when they turn 18. If they do a crime, it should haunt them for the rest of their lives like adults. It's just incentive for some to do crimes in their teenage years.

2006-12-11 14:03:43 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

2006-12-11 14:03:42 · 7 answers · asked by Fatinema B 1 in Other - Society & Culture

My mom divorce my dad (her choice) last summer. She still feels she should be included when there is a gathering at my home with his family. It is awkward for me, my father and other relatives. She doesn't understand this and feels I am being mean by not including her in every function. Yet, she never brings it up when it is an event with just her that my dad wasn't included. I always host Christmas and my kids birthdays, those three times everyone is invited at the same time. Why does she feel there needs to be more than that. If she wants to maintain contact with my aunts, uncles and cousins she needs to do it on her own. Not with me as the go-between. Any suggestions, as she is simply mad at me right now?!

2006-12-11 14:03:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

would you ask out a girl you merely flirt with? or would you wait to really get to know her?

2006-12-11 14:03:40 · 19 answers · asked by confused 2 in Singles & Dating

Fully booked and loaded by the limitations of civil aircraft laws. On the normal weather conditions...

2006-12-11 14:03:33 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Air Travel

Is it charlie hall?

2006-12-11 14:03:32 · 3 answers · asked by Ashlin 2 in Music

2006-12-11 14:03:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have just turned 14, and is nearsighted (4.75 both eyes which is pretty bad, right?).Could I improve or at least maintain my vision with eye exercises?

And I saw that there's a program on http://www.perfect-eyes.com/?affid=2 for eye exercise. Is it worth a try to buy it? I know the website exaggerates a bit, but the website does gurantee a refund if the program doesn't work. What do you think?

Serious answers please.

2006-12-11 14:03:28 · 6 answers · asked by LimiKiwi 2 in Alternative Medicine

"It is a disgraceful and dangerous thing for an infidel [unbeliever] to hear a Christian, presumably giving the meaning of Holy Scripture, talking nonsense on these topics; and we should take all means to prevent such an embarrassing situation in which people show up vast ignorance in a Christian and laugh it to scorn … If they find a Christian mistaken in a field which they themselves know well, and hear him maintaining his foolish opinions about our books [Scriptures], how are they going to believe those books in matters concerning the resurrection of the dead, the hope of eternal life and the kingdom of heaven, when they think their pages are full of falsehoods on facts which they themselves have learnt from experience and the light of reason?"

(Quoted by Francis Collin, Evangelical Christian who headed the Human Genome Project, but who accepts evolution because the "evidence is overwhelming.")

http://www.asa3.org/ASA/PSCF/2003/PSCF9-03Collins.pdf

2006-12-11 14:03:25 · 10 answers · asked by NHBaritone 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-11 14:03:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Sports

If Vincent wasn't a pilot during the Airwolf, did he learn anything about helicopter piloting during or after its run? Is he a licensed pilot?

2006-12-11 14:03:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

please state credible sources
thanks

2006-12-11 14:03:20 · 3 answers · asked by Kevin 1 in Economics

The saving bond is being purchased for a child. If it matures in say, 7 years, do you just cash it in and buy another one or does it continue to accrue interest until she needs it for school?

2006-12-11 14:03:15 · 1 answers · asked by kathyw0728 2 in Personal Finance

2006-12-11 14:03:14 · 3 answers · asked by eddward e 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-11 14:03:13 · 14 answers · asked by Jordan H 2 in Politics

I do no beleive the Government has a right to tell adult how they can enjoy sex.

2006-12-11 14:03:10 · 16 answers · asked by john s 1 in Politics

2006-12-11 14:03:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

where can i buy some mud skippers in socal? i bought 1 recently from a pet that was closing, and i cant find them anywhere else.

2006-12-11 14:03:00 · 3 answers · asked by narlycharlie54 1 in Fish