2006-12-01 22:22:16 · 3 answers · asked by david m 1 in Music & Music Players
Institutes which can guarantee jobs after training and provide a fine training.
2006-12-01 22:22:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."
The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered.
"That's right! You may enter."
St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them."
2006-12-01 22:21:48 · 9 answers · asked by daniel a 2 in Jokes & Riddles
2006-12-01 22:21:41 · 0 answers · asked by Leycon 1 in Other - Business & Finance
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my *** for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat *** and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!
2006-12-01 22:21:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
Muslims consider Muhammad as the most righteous man ever walked on earth.
While Christians say Muhammad is the false prophet mentioned in Revelation 20:10... So they consider him the most evil man ever walked on earth.
The question: How can the SAME MAN be considered by two groups of people as the MOST righteous and the MOST evil man ever walked on earth?
2006-12-01 22:21:27 · 17 answers · asked by Kimo 4 in Religion & Spirituality
2006-12-01 22:21:24 · 7 answers · asked by kmr 1 in Men's Health
Our puppy was 4 mos old. We also have a 3yr old dog. He is not showing any signs of the virus. We have temporairily confined him to an area we believe is free from the virus.
2006-12-01 22:21:08 · 8 answers · asked by angelina ma 1 in Dogs
2006-12-01 22:21:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture
I will back to Indonesia next week, and I will have transit at Singapore for about 3 hours, do you have any suggestions on best place to go or shop beside the airport.
2006-12-01 22:20:57 · 11 answers · asked by Ebit 1 in Singapore
2006-12-01 22:20:50 · 4 answers · asked by muthu r 1 in Chemistry
Why don't jews and muslims get together and fight the bigger threat to the world, the USA.
jews have brain and intellect and arabs have oil and men power.
if only they sorted their difference, they could rule the world. jews and muslims don't need the war monger USA to tell them what to do.
i beg you most humbly to put your differences aside and work together to eliminate the big bully inperialist USA.
2006-12-01 22:20:50 · 19 answers · asked by poolitics 1 in Other - Politics & Government
Programs like taskmgr.exe and svchost.exe are taking up most of the processor.
I have a Dell Inspiron 5150 running Windows XP SP2 with the latest windows updates, latest BIOS updates etc. It has a 3.06 processor with 512mb of memory. I run Spybot regularly and AVG (virus scan) also. I ran msconfig.exe and removed any non essential startup programs. I mostly just use IE 7.0. Do you know this is happening?
2006-12-01 22:20:49 · 9 answers · asked by Steve B 3 in Other - Hardware
Would you trust him or her to a relative? a baby, that knows nothing, and by their heart trusts everyone. Please folks, make sure the people you trust your kids with are loving people, that love kids. Ron Couch
2006-12-01 22:20:43 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture
No timewasters please. There's £50 resting on the answer.
2006-12-01 22:20:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology
2006-12-01 22:20:28 · 10 answers · asked by Layne J 1 in Garden & Landscape
The door is the original front door on a 1934 house. We have added a porch.After stripping it with a combination of hot air blower and Nitromorse there are a few holes that need filling. Also some dark drip marks and dark areas. What shall I finally use as a cleaning agent and what shall I apply to give it a good natural wood finish? When it is ready I shall insert the leaded glass panel which I have comptetely re-leaded. Clever girl!
2006-12-01 22:20:25 · 11 answers · asked by bettibwt383036 1 in Cleaning & Laundry
wheather a boy or a girl
2006-12-01 22:20:16 · 21 answers · asked by sania s 1 in Women's Health
i love penguins cos they are like little old men and dolphins for their grace and intelligence
2006-12-01 22:20:15 · 11 answers · asked by missnikid 4 in Other - Society & Culture
2006-12-01 22:20:01 · 10 answers · asked by naqeeb z 1 in Military
2006-12-01 22:19:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent
to screw to get some best answers around here? I need to get to level 2!
2006-12-01 22:19:41 · 22 answers · asked by Pardonne Moi? 2 in Singles & Dating
2006-12-01 22:19:01 · 2 answers · asked by gayan c 1 in Security
2006-12-01 22:18:52 · 57 answers · asked by ATL-dad 1 in Baby Names
2006-12-01 22:18:33 · 11 answers · asked by Diessa 1 in Other - Holidays
2006-12-01 22:18:32 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling
My boyfriend that I truly love (still) broke up with me a couple of hours before Thanksgiving. Since that night, I've been or felt really lost. Since then, we HAVE talked, but not like we use too. We had somewhat little agruments after we broke up, but just the other night. He text me and said that we are going to work things out, but we need to take it slow and NOT rush into things (move to fast.) But, yesterday....I got a text from him saying he got kicked out of his appartment. I herd from him a couple of times afterwards, but now....nothing. I tried calling him, but no answer. I'm worried. Should I just forget about him? Is it DONE? Help....give me some tips, please. I'm so heart broken and lost inside right now. Please help me.
2006-12-01 22:18:24 · 12 answers · asked by graduation_girl2003 2 in Other - Family & Relationships
List of 700 defunct companies notified by BSE, India in Nov, 2006
2006-12-01 22:18:04 · 3 answers · asked by BSE query 1 in Corporations
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