Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."
The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered.
"That's right! You may enter."
St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them."
2006-12-01 22:21:48 · 9 answers · asked by daniel a 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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VERY VERY NICE JOKE!!!!
2006-12-01 22:25:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats aGood Joke. Headr it before with other people rather than Teacher, Garbage Collector and Lawyer. Anyway, nice
Here's a Joke For You
The plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and ask to see her ticket. She then tells the blond that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.
The blond replies, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND
I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a
Blond sitting in first class that belongs in economy and won’t move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blond and tries to explain that because she only paid for
Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blond replies, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON
AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blond who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED
TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
He goes back to the blond and whispers in her ear, and she says, "OH,
I'M SORRY." And she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
I told her, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON
BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-12-02 06:27:41 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee
2006-12-02 06:25:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ! new one ... definitely deserves a thumbs up. here u get one!
2006-12-02 06:28:49 · answer #4 · answered by whatever 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right good one
2006-12-02 06:28:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe.. That was funny
2006-12-02 06:27:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's hilarious!! good work;)
2006-12-02 06:23:50 · answer #7 · answered by cheese sticks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very very funny
2006-12-02 06:31:52 · answer #8 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wicked!!! lol
2006-12-02 06:24:37 · answer #9 · answered by Nemo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋