All categories - 24 November 2006

a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically. He pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.

'Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called 'Happy Hour' and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o' those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and o' course I had to go in for a couple of Guinness -- couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later...'

And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection.

The officer sighed, and said, 'Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test.'

'Why? Don't ye believe me?'

2006-11-24 03:33:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

my younger brother is 7 and he is so ignoring, please help me. he makes me cry, when i ask him to stop he wont. even when my parents ask him he still does. help me. he is doing something right now please help

2006-11-24 03:33:41 · 7 answers · asked by bailey4mail 2 in Family

2006-11-24 03:33:40 · 5 answers · asked by gabe 1 in United States

the game is if you are going to answer you have to pick one as is you can't change it at all 3 question you can't say oh well I'll get dentures. just answer as is. thanks

Would you rather eat 5 grams of dog poop, or 10 grams of human poop?

Would you rather be able to fly or be able to live to 200?

Would you rather be put in prison for 15 years, or have all your teeth pulled out?

Would you rather have half of your blood sucked out, or have 3 of your fingers burnt?

2006-11-24 03:33:35 · 15 answers · asked by a.gatenby 3 in Polls & Surveys

When 1.75g of CaCl2 dissolves in 125g of water in a coffee-cup calorimeter, the temperature increases by 2.44 degrees celsius. What is the heat change per mole of CaCl2 dissolved in water? Assume that all of the heat is absorbed by the water (c=4.18j/g deg C)

2006-11-24 03:33:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

2006-11-24 03:33:27 · 14 answers · asked by t c 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-11-24 03:33:26 · 6 answers · asked by ║█║█║Fresh24k™♪ əиvy əит. ♪ ☠♛☆ 3 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-11-24 03:33:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

2006-11-24 03:33:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

a law establish the FISA court made it the "exclusive means "for permitting electronic surveillance of citizens on american soil in foreign intelligence cases.

2006-11-24 03:33:14 · 6 answers · asked by nobody 2 in Current Events

im looking after my neice lizzie and i told her to stop being rude to her mum (cos she is soooooooooooo rude to her she even swears at her). I told her she should respect her mum, what do you think? shall i just swap her for a dog who would love lizzie's mum

2006-11-24 03:33:10 · 10 answers · asked by kaingirls 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-11-24 03:33:09 · 6 answers · asked by 411sponge 2 in Government

2006-11-24 03:33:04 · 16 answers · asked by Mike A 2 in Other - News & Events

John 8:11
"Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now and leave your life of sin."

How could the adulteress live the rest of her life without sin?

If one can live the rest of ones life without sin, then why is not not possible to live one's whole life without sin?

2006-11-24 03:33:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i went to the gas station around 4 in the morning and asked for some sparks and they gave me a hard time and i never got it, i bought black and milds instead.

2006-11-24 03:32:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Mine are:
Grace Slick - Jefferson Airplane
Janis Joplin - Big Brother and the Holding Co. (for a short time)
Linda Ronstadt- The Stone Poneys
Stevie Nicks - Fleetwood Mac
Debbie Harry - Blondie

2006-11-24 03:32:48 · 4 answers · asked by brainstorm 6 in Polls & Surveys

she always ask me 2 have sex but on bedtime she dont give response properly.........

2006-11-24 03:32:33 · 15 answers · asked by King 1 in Singles & Dating

I am starting a new job on Monday. I have considered buying a condo for 279900 and even am trying to get preapproved. It would be nice to invest right now and earn equity. But I have no down, my payments will be high and I will have barely enough to make ends meet bills wise, and unsure of the stability of the job I will be starting but hope to be there for a long time considering the pay and benefits are excellent. On the other hand I have though abou renting. It would give me more flexibility with payments, more time to save, and pay extra bills, but the downfall is I will not be building equity, and I know renting is wasting money. But I can afford that, and I calculated that I would lose 40k in 5 years but be able to save 100k in 5 years for a down. What do you think would be a better route for me? I don't want to struggle, but I know he housing market is for the buyer, but then again I am not fully prepared at this time even if in the back of my mind I want a place of my own?

2006-11-24 03:32:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

am considering the fact that the truth sometimes need to properly presented or it will not achieve its goal because its not all about it being heard but it helping people that need it.

2006-11-24 03:32:31 · 8 answers · asked by bombom 1 in Psychology

2006-11-24 03:32:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

I met my boyfriend online ahwile ago, through a chat room. We are now together our relationship is very good, best I've ever had. I know another 2 couples who have met online. Who else had met their boyfriend/girlfriend this way?

2006-11-24 03:32:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

The so called Random picking of a contestant could be 'fixed'. It seems to be the only way of ensuring a low amount box contestant is in the chair. How many contestants have high value boxes compared to low amounts over the series? If it is fixed, this is the only way I can see possible.

2006-11-24 03:32:22 · 10 answers · asked by moonraker 2 in Television

like the there is a middle aged man, and he has kind of got special powers, he can like remember a lot of things and he gets taken in for something, and he rattle off all this stuff about animals

2006-11-24 03:32:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-24 03:32:10 · 1 answers · asked by JESSE H 1 in Chemistry

2006-11-24 03:32:10 · 2 answers · asked by mallgirl 1 in Words & Wordplay

Is it true that I can use an iron to get dents out of my oak bokken? Also what should I use to protect it, what kind of oil or such?

2006-11-24 03:31:58 · 5 answers · asked by Taryn K 1 in Martial Arts

I'm 21 and I'm still single..I haven't experienced being in a relationship.
Im the only girl in the family and I have two elder brothers.

2006-11-24 03:31:57 · 34 answers · asked by quencise 1 in Singles & Dating

I'm so sick of the sectarian violence in Iraq. Its so unnecassary. I say lets withdrawl, and if the Shiites and Sunnis want to blow each other up, fine, let them. I'm done spending American tax money trying to fix that broken country. Let it burn for all I care. Shiites and Sunnis can blow each other up till they're all dead. Who's with me?

2006-11-24 03:31:56 · 22 answers · asked by seth22rr 3 in Military