a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically. He pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.
'Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called 'Happy Hour' and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o' those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and o' course I had to go in for a couple of Guinness -- couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later...'
And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection.
The officer sighed, and said, 'Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test.'
'Why? Don't ye believe me?'
2006-11-24 03:33:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Most Excellent 1 of The Best JOKEs I Have in a Long Time.
Love It.
2006-11-24 03:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by rhijoa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't think he would be capable of stepping out of anything !
2006-11-24 03:37:11 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great Craic!!
2006-11-24 03:39:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic
2006-11-24 03:36:18 · answer #4 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very good !
2006-11-24 03:42:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-11-24 04:07:49 · answer #6 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! ;p
2006-11-24 03:43:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great, thanks
2006-11-24 03:50:00 · answer #8 · answered by FreakGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ....................thanks for sharing :-)
2006-11-24 03:37:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋