A man starts work at a zoo & is told to take stock of the creatures, if he finds any that's died he has to count them, collect them, and enter it into a register. In the aviary he finds a chaffinch dead, figuring nobody's gonna miss it he throws it into the lions' cage. He goes to the ape house & finds 2 chimpanzees dead, deciding they're too heavy to carry 1/2 a mile he throws them in the lions' cage. In the insect house he's treading on hundreds of dead bees. Too many to count so into the lions' cage they go. A new lion arrives the next day and asks the others 'what's it like here'?. The oldest lion says.....'It's not too bad since the new keeper arrived, the meals have improved'....'Yesterday we had finch, chimps, & mushy bees'!!
2006-11-10
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