or suggest something that would put a smile on my face?
2006-11-10 01:47:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
Think happy thoughts. If that doesn't work, you could try calling your local community mental health clinic.
2006-11-10 02:03:39 · answer #1 · answered by Clown Knows 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
What do you think we are? Your private entertainment-monkeys?
Well hows about this:
The mirror suggestions other people are giving can be ok.... but they're fairly limited.
Instead.... try standing in front of a mirror NAKED .... and doing a sexy-dance.
If you're honestly in a negative mood, you should start to feel really awkward really quickly. With any luck... if you persist, that awkwardness should become incredibly amusing when you realise just how silly it is......
[And then take some photos of yourself like that and send 'em my way.... ]
[Only joking... of course. ^_^;;]
O'course.... when I'm a bit down... I just appreciate it for the way it is and don't try ruining it by smiling. If I actually want to smile.... I watch cheesy 80s cartoons.... That always works... without fail. Heck, even just getting someone to phone me for the sake of getting my phone to play the Thundercats theme will make me giggle in glee.
2006-11-10 10:20:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to the mirror... SMILE at yourself...force it out... keep smiling, look at your face deepl;y.. now make a completely stupid face!
You will soon be smiling without forcing it just by making silly faces.
Now take that smile and share it with others... YOU woke up this morning so be happy and spread it!
Do something kind for someone RIGHT NOW !! Nothing gives us that good feeling quite like making someone elses day! GO..... do it NOW !
2006-11-10 10:07:49 · answer #3 · answered by Kitty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get up, put on some music, (upbeat), take a shower, and go for a brisk walk. And pray for some strength and guidance in whatever is going on to make you feel down. This always works for me. Good luck and God bless
2006-11-10 10:46:56 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
Mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult,
Four hour surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir I'm only
Here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
Testicles,
She overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in
The other,
Lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and
says,
"There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
Closely......
"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?"
Ooops sorry I guess the thumbs down meant you didnt like it.
2006-11-10 10:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by barbi316 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
try jumping jacks....they always work for me...infact instead of a smile, they crack me up. The benefit of jumping is that it increases the blood flow to all parts of your body which makes you feel active as well (double the power) :=)
2006-11-10 11:00:52 · answer #6 · answered by geek 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping!
You need to buy a feel-good present for yourself. Doesn't need to be expensive, just something that will make you happy.
2006-11-10 09:54:50 · answer #7 · answered by Yo LO! 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
3 surgeons talking how they like operating on certain people. #1 surgeon said, "I love electricians as they are all colour coded inside and easy to work on". #2 surgeon said, "I love accountants, they are all numbered inside and also easy to work on". Then #3 surgeon said, "I love operating on politicians as they have no guts, no balls and their head and their butt are interchangeable". Now I hope you are feeling better. Let me know.....smiles are seen for miles.
2006-11-10 10:05:07 · answer #8 · answered by colinhughes333 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I was little my Dad said that there was a new moon every month.I believed him and assumed that the stars were all the old moons getting further and further away in space.
2006-11-10 09:56:51 · answer #9 · answered by Norman H 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
See Borat.
2006-11-10 10:12:25 · answer #10 · answered by tim D 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋