A man starts work at a zoo & is told to take stock of the creatures, if he finds any that's died he has to count them, collect them, and enter it into a register. In the aviary he finds a chaffinch dead, figuring nobody's gonna miss it he throws it into the lions' cage. He goes to the ape house & finds 2 chimpanzees dead, deciding they're too heavy to carry 1/2 a mile he throws them in the lions' cage. In the insect house he's treading on hundreds of dead bees. Too many to count so into the lions' cage they go. A new lion arrives the next day and asks the others 'what's it like here'?. The oldest lion says.....'It's not too bad since the new keeper arrived, the meals have improved'....'Yesterday we had finch, chimps, & mushy bees'!!
2006-11-10 01:48:15 · 13 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!
2006-11-10 01:50:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sweet
2006-11-10 02:53:55 · answer #2 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Much better than the last load of crap I just read about some blonde. 8/10 !
2006-11-10 02:18:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It teaches that 'try to make happy to every one', like the keeper did.
2006-11-10 01:56:58 · answer #4 · answered by kingofuniverse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! And just when I thought there were no good jokes anymore. Thankee!
2006-11-10 01:56:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was just about to turn off my computer and i thought i would just read your joke before i did.and it was really funny.
2006-11-10 08:44:33 · answer #6 · answered by pearl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that is an old one, but you still got a smile out of me:)
2006-11-10 01:50:32 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's all live in that zoo.
2006-11-13 21:27:38 · answer #8 · answered by PROPHET 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
iv never heard this one before its great iv haven't stopped laughing its great :)
2006-11-10 02:01:53 · answer #9 · answered by Tracy J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me giggle
2006-11-10 02:05:17 · answer #10 · answered by leila b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! ROAR!
2006-11-10 02:06:49 · answer #11 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋