He sits at the bar and orders a drink, and sits in silence, with a fixed evil glare in his eyes, after several more he gets up and without a word walks outside to his horse. A minute later he walks back into the bar, looks around at those sat inside ' Whoever stole my horse had better bring it back or I'll have to do what I did in El Paso, and I don't want to do what I did in El Paso' , silence swept around the bar. He says it again ' Whoever stole my horse had better bring it back or I'll have to do what I did in El Paso, and I don't want to do what I did in El Paso' . Still silence... a quiet voice breaks out at the back of the bar. 'What did you do in El Paso?' The stranger looks over with a glare ' I had to bleedin' walk home didn't I '
I can hear the groans already!!!
2006-11-02
23:07:12
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