A stranger walks into a bar in the Old Wild West?

Question

He sits at the bar and orders a drink, and sits in silence, with a fixed evil glare in his eyes, after several more he gets up and without a word walks outside to his horse. A minute later he walks back into the bar, looks around at those sat inside ' Whoever stole my horse had better bring it back or I'll have to do what I did in El Paso, and I don't want to do what I did in El Paso' , silence swept around the bar. He says it again ' Whoever stole my horse had better bring it back or I'll have to do what I did in El Paso, and I don't want to do what I did in El Paso' . Still silence... a quiet voice breaks out at the back of the bar. 'What did you do in El Paso?' The stranger looks over with a glare ' I had to bleedin' walk home didn't I '

I can hear the groans already!!!

Answer 1

ha ha ha! i giggled, thanks 4 that!

Answer 2

Well At Least You Know It Was A Bad Joke. And In My Book That Means You're Half Way There. Keep It Up, You Never Know When You Might Hit Gold.

Answer 3

No no no..a horse walks into a bar in the old West. "whisky.", he says, "straight up."
"Coming right up", says the bar tender,
"But tell me - why the long face?".

Answer 4

Groan.

Answer 5

No groan here.

I thought it was quite good comapared to some i've read on here.

Answer 6

lol. A cowhand walked up to me at a saloon, telling me about artificial insemination. I said "Straight up! No bull?"

Answer 7

The bad jokes are the best-obviously! Hope you don't mind that I will be telling that one later and passing it off as my own!!!

Answer 8

3 legged dog limps into the sheriffs office and says,

"I've come for my paw"

Answer 9

LOL Funny

Answer 10

el del passo fajhitas are tasty u no

Answer 11

ha ha